Wisdom of the Duckling

Many people will agree that if you are in need of some "special" advice, the best one to ask is the Ugly Duckling.
Following is blatant proof.  Let me give a few examples of the great wisdom of the duckling.

Say, for instance, that you have been running low on good songs to listen to.  What do you do?  Ask the Ugly Duckling, of course.  He never fails to provide a few songs you're sure to like.  Here are a few of his suggested songs and book titles.

Laconic-a short but to the point children's song
A Harrowing Experience-a science fiction book written by a rowing hair getting chased by a shark
An Aptitude For Getting Caught in Airplane Engines-written by the ugly duckling
Endure the Sewer full of Manure-written by the ugly duckling
Extreme Chronic Writers Block-written by the ugly duckling
The City was Giddy-by happy campers
Irascible Ben-an autobiography by Irascible Ben
Cower from the Shower-by the ugly duckling
Gossamer Cobwebs-by Charlotte's Web (yes, that makes sense)
A long Queue formed at the book signing-by the ugly duckling

The Ugly duckling has more advice up his orange peels than just songs and books.  Say you need a last minute paper including a bunch of random vocab words.  Just have the Ugly Duckling write it for you.  It worked for me!  Here is what he wrote. (we actually turned this in during English 9)

          Mrs. Williamson stepped out into the hall; hair ablaze, with resounding footsteps.  Being aloof, the victims cowered in the bathrooms to evade her trenchant spears.  Bobby of Borculo, with his cerebral incite, decided to quit his chronic eating of candy to stop his growing girth.  Enraged, The Ugly Duckling slapped Bobby, but he was able to dodge the harrowing wing.com

This worked quite well for us during English (just ask Mrs. Williamson).  Try it for yourself sometime, and truly experience the Wisdom of the Duckling.