The Bermuda Triangle Mystery -- and the Obvious Truth Behind It

First of all, what is the 'Bermuda Triangle'?

Well, according to Wikipedia: The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil's Triangle, is a region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean where a number of aircraft and surface vessels allegedly disappeared mysteriously. Popular culture has attributed these disappearances to the paranormal or activity by extraterrestrial beings. Documented evidence indicates that a significant percentage of the incidents were inaccurately reported or embellished by later authors, and numerous official agencies have stated that the number and nature of disappearances in the region is similar to that in any other area of ocean.


Many strange things happen around the Bermuda Triangle, but what is the truth? 


The truth is obvious my dear reader. Many people still consider it a so called "urban legend". In all reality, they just can't grasp the truth by the hinges. They demand that the answer be false. Something so obvious, couldn't possibly be the answer to one of the greatest mysteries in the world.


Or could it?


Since you may be like the other "scholars", or whatever they may really be, I shall start of easy, and slowly ease you into the full truth. That way, you will have a higher chance of being able to grasp reality at the end of this post.


First of all,people have many excuses to the things that happen in the Bermuda Triangle. The truth is, excuses are lame. Accept reality, accept the truth. It may not seem obvious to many, but it is. In fact, it is right in front of your face (if you happen to be standing near the Bermuda Triangle). The first "paranormal activity" to be explained is... The Missing Aircraft.


Missing Aircraft: What could possibly make these flying machines disappear, right out of the sky? Well, my dear Watson, it is the work of a magnificent beast. An animal so huge, that it can cause planes to seemingly disappear instantaneously. But what kind of vile creature is this? Is it some hideous creature? Well, sort of. It all depends on the way you look upon life. If you think everything is lame, boring, platitudinous, and ugly, then the creature will be exciting and beautiful. However, if you think everything in life is awe-inspiring, mind-blowing, astonishing, and pulchritudinous, then the creature will be dull and grotesque. Now you are probably wondering what this creature looks like. Luckily, I have a photo that portrays this hunk of a beast. 

The beast is the black/red dragon on the bottom. The last picture they could get, was from a medieval battle.

 

This creature can destroy just about everything (except, of course, a man with huge wings, a sword, shield, and armor (the man in the picture above). It looks like he is about to die, but in fact, he got away just before the evil dragon destroyed him. So I would advise you not to fly over the Bermuda Triangle, unless you want to face this monstrosity.

Missing Surface Vessels: Along with the creature above, there is a creature that lives in the water and hunts down vessels. This way, if you decide to sail a ship through the Bermuda Triangle instead of flying over it, you still will never be able to make it. This creature is technically not a 'physical' creature. It has no real body or anything of that sort. However, this does not stop it from creating a body when the time comes for it to use it. It uses to water around itself to create something so incredible, that no other form of water can be compared to it (except if you see dolphins swimming together in the middle of the ocean). Below is a picture of the monster (if you dare to even look).

The monster in the middle of the night, ready to feast.

 

Now it may not look so bad, but it has a tendency to drown its victims. So if you don't like having water drip down into your lungs, causing you to not be able to use them for breathing, then go ahead and mock this thing. Don't blame me when it decides it wants to kill you.

Since this post is getting a bit long, and I am tired, I shall continue this some other time, if you would like. Seeing as though most of the audience doesn't really care what is put on here, I will probably go ahead and post another one. (It's not like people even read this thing anyway.) 

Anyway, these first two explanations were boring ones. It is too late for me to come up with some humorous paragraph at this time of day. So the next few should be fairly better, if not great. 

So join me next time, my dear, and we shall go on a wondrous journey and explore our world together.

Good night, my darling, good night.