Why?

In life, many people will ask the most obvious questions. But what really matters is the questions that people don't often think about. These kinds of questions are what keep our universe sane. We are here to answer those questions, in order to eliminate the sanity from our universe. Read on.

Why do ducks fly south in the winter, when penguins fly north?

Penguin preparing for flight.

 Scientists have studied the flight patterns of ducks and penguins for many years. After many years they have come to the conclusion that ducks simply just want to beat the penguins in their own game.

Why do chickens cross the road and not any other sort of animal, such as a Tyrannosaurus Alligator?

Tyrannosaurus Alligator Terrorizing the Country Side

 The answer? Because Tyrannosaurus Alligators are actually invisible. You can only see them if you can capture them on camera.

Why does the boy's face shine with the intensity of 10,000 radiant suns?

Don't you just love that hair?

 Answer: Please, never ask that question.

Why do you never see the scary monsters that hide in your closet, or under your bed?

 

Answer: Because before they eat you, they must sing a song of how they must eat you. Most monsters are terrible singers, and are afraid to sing to you, even though they would eat you right after they sang, so it really wouldn't matter, since you wouldn't be alive anymore.

It is questions like these, and many more, which if not answered, will result in the universe being completely normal. It is a good thing we are here.

[ ')3 ---Duckman Approved