There are a great many things living in your house that you are not aware of. Now, I don't mean clowns, sasquatch's or giant clams, but if you immediately thought of one of these, you are not far off. Before you run screaming out your backdoor, allow me to explain what a few of the things are. Then you can do all the screaming you want. First, I will speak of a fairly deadly creature, called the pseudo-human. This is the thing that you hear walking around at night, and you think it is just your parents getting something to eat or something. Because of its great ability to resemble humans in absolute darkness, you can't tell the difference. However, it looks something like this in the light.
Now, while this creature looks incredibly frightening in the day, it is much more deadly than you can possibly imagine, and I don't suggest trying (to imagine).
Another fairly frightening creature found in most households is the
Max Vruwink. This creature happens to be invisible. It lives behind the half-open doors in your house. If you leave your bedroom door half-open when you go to sleep, it will stay in your room all night and stare at you. This is not usually dangerous, unless the
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IIf you happen to find one of these creatures, don't bother contacting us. First of all, they are very common. Second, you will be dead, or mortally wounded, and we wouldn't want you to waste your last few breaths.
Wait... I can agree that a Max Vruwink is a frightening thing to have around the house, but I think you're mixing up pseudo-humans with illithids. You see, illithids are awesome. And they wouldn't bother with your house.
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