Thursday, October 28, 2010

What Real People DO While YOU Read Our Blog

 Right now I am typing. Enjoy:

Having a life
Having a baby
Hanging with friends
Eating with friends
Talking with friends
Running with friends
Talking like chipmunks
Throwing lasagna
Singing about Oreos
Driving people crazy
Driving cars
Driving golf balls
Getting skin cancer
Generalizing
Getting angry
Getting mad
Getting frustrated
Getting furious
Getting irritated
Using synonyms
Itching their back
Backing their itch
Cleaning the house
Being annoying
Being loud
Watching their Television
Watching their neighbor's Television
Waiting on the world to change
Greeting strangers
Driving a bus
Going to school
Sharpening a pencil
Watching the clock
Watching the neighbor's clock
Falling in love
Climbing out of the love they fell in
Writing their name backwards
Learning Spanish
Forgetting Spanish
Losing their voice
Taking a shower
Being abducted
Exploring their new horizons
Walking like a penguin
Being lame
Staring at goats
Saying “CHEESE”
Hating cheese
Partying because someone is still alive after a certain number of years
Making lists
Being critical
Trying to obtain Badgillionair status
Changing their Facebook status
Deleting the internet
Having a small fry
Shopping online
Getting a great deal
Finding out they got ripped off
Acting like a skunk
Trying to hear silence
Blowing in the wind
Fighting the urge to burst into song
Buying a house
Feeding their tiger
Reconnecting with old friends
Dyeing their hair
Being short
Talking Slowly
Finding their twin
Minimizing their already low self-confidence
Attempting to be invisible
Stepping in something
Making a pizza
Taking photos
Giving their cat a fiddle
Jumping over the moon
Making their dog laugh
Running away with the spoon
Doing a word search
Remembering their password
Lying to themselves
Eating ice cream with coca-cola at 3:00 AM in the middle of a park
Saving the lumberjack
Trying to make a frog and toad be friends
Running out of ideas
Stopping soon
Finishing the task
Writing the end

Credit for this idea goes to Mr. Bosma
He is not duckman approved

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1 comment:

  1. "Eating ice cream with coca-cola at 3:00 AM in the middle of a park"

    Now who would do a thing like that...

    haha, and I loved the last two lines...

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