A few locations you've never known.

1.The Entrance into Narnia - Well, to access the Magic Door of Narnia, you must complete 3 tasks.  First, you must stuff a 2 humped camel through the eye of a needle.  Second, you must take the needle and shoot it at a 20 foot steel-enforced concrete wall to hit a button the size of an egg.  This button opens the Chamber of Failure.  In the Chamber of Failure, you must win the Ants in the Pants Sprint Tournament Cup against 128 different teams. And, as the final task, your name must be Gerald P. Yäkstööl.  If you change your name during the tasks, you must start over or risk spending the rest of your life in Agartha.

2. Sunk city of Atlantis - (See the second paragraph in a previous post)

3. Unicorn Isle - Most people have not heard of this magical place.  This is where a fortunate few can eat from the hands of these majestic beasts.  For breakfast they eat rainbows, for lunch beef, and for dinner, they eat magic, sparkles, and gold.

“It is a truly wise man who does not play leap frog with a unicorn”

4. Duckman's Abode -This is where Duckman resides.  He commands his minions from here.  He possesses large amounts of wealth, which he uses for the benefit of the world. He actually uses some of his stockpile to feed the unicorns in Unicorn Isle. 

A very small portion of his gold.

5. Secret Underground Lair - This secret underground lair is located somewhere in Antarctica. However, no one really knows the exact location of it. But how is it possible to have a secret underground lair, when you don't even know where it is? This is a very good question. The answer is that this lair is controlled by groundhogs. Over the years, many of the great leaders in the groundhog community have gotten together and formed an alliance. They meet in this secret lair every month to discuss their plans how to control the world. Their plan will never work, however, since the groundhogs that leave the lair have to way to get back to it without freezing to death in the process.

6. Land of the Undead - The land of the undead sounds like a really cool place, though in all reality, it's not. In fact, this place is just like every other place with living people. Just take a look at the name... (Land of the Undead). This means it is the "Land of the Living". And we all know that every other place with living humans can also be considered "Land of the Living". What's the point of this place then? Well, back in the 1400's, a man, who shall not be named, was rejected for his terrible ideas. He decided to then leave the human population and create a place that he thought was very cool. He named it "Land of the Undead" thinking that he could trick people into thinking that there were actual "living" "dead" people there. He did trick many people, and they ended inhabiting the island, which still has people living on it to this very day.

7. Polyphemus' Area - This particular area first made its appearance on the map when Odysseus landed here.  No one is exactly sure how he missed all of the other continents and landed in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. After Odysseus left, Polyphemus (the cyclopes) regrew his eye.  Some experts believe this quote has something to do with it: 

"Hey! You moron! This map is upside down" -Odysseus, to his navigator.

8. Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine - Located in the western region of the United States. This place is just like any other ordinary gold mine, except for the fact that it was created by 'The Lost Dutchman'. He used to be known as 'The Dutchman', until one day he figured out that he had no idea where he was. He then proceeded to leave a note in the middle of the desert saying how he was lost. Here is that note: 

"Day 672, I have been wandering this place for many days now. Although many may not think so, this place is actually quite nice. You don't have to worry about not being able to get a sun tan, or worry about having your water-allergic-plants get any water. Oh, and by the way, I am lost. So with the last few days of my life, I decided to create a gold mine, in honor of sand. Sincerely, the Dutchman (who is lost)."

And because of this note, archeologists decided to name this place the "Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine" in honor of the Dutchman who was lost, and who built a gold mine.

9. Super Oasis of the Sahara -This is the most secret area of them all.  This area was discovered when Duckman was running through the Sahara on an afternoon jog and founded this place as his own. Believe it or not, a lake filled with Chocolate milk exists here, and brings happiness to the surrounding nothingness.  Duckman built his second home here.  He keeps his stockpile of large diamonds, rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and pearls. This pile covers the area of 25 football fields, and stretches 200 feet in height.

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