Waffle-Maker: gnomes hide inside this and try to close it shut on your hand when you try and put the waffle in.
Gas Stoves: they let the gas leak, so that when you try and light it, it will cause a huge explosion.
Toaster and Bathe-tub: when you are trying to take a bath, the gnomes will come and try to drop a toaster in the tub to electrify you.
(And now, with a turn of events, I have found a phone with the ability of a speaker, so I can now use both hands. It has been 52 minutes to find something like this.)
Couch: they rebuild your couch with a spike in it, so that when you sit down, the spike will hurt you.
Bed: when you are sleeping, they come and give you a bunch of paper cuts.
And now, life, according to Max.
I eat, I sleep, and I do some homework. I do very little else. Well, I run. And I stare out into the blackness hoping that Taylor will pick me up for breakfast. Well, I don't know. Nothing else comes to mind immediately.
Quotes:
"All generalizations are bad." - R.H. Grenier.
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Author Unknown
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Colin Sautar
"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes." - Author Unknown
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| An apple eaten by a boy named Franklin as he traveled to the mortuary |
--Written by Trenten, who wrote it according to what Max told him to write over the phone. (A conversation lasting an hour and a half).
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