Genre: Heavy Metal Death Band
The Band Members:
Jacob "The Coat" Ovmanicolours - Born in 1982, this man learned to sing by age 1, scream by age 2, and scream and sing at the same time by age 3. Ever since then he has been driving his parents insane with his wonderful voice. Rumor has it that he sends a new album he created every Christmas for them. They don't appreciate it, and re-gift it to their trash can.
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| Jacob, ready to perform. |
Billy "The Goat" Gruff - Plays guitar with his flowing locks. Most people wonder where his nickname came from. The simple answer is that it was his beard. The difficult answer requires calculus, physics, and a bit of Swedish thinking.
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| Billy, about to strum the first bit of his solo. |
Sparkles - Once a very successful unicorn, Sparkles decided to get a little work done. he had his horn sawed off by a leprechaun, and had plastic surgery to get more human features added to him. He plays drums.
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| Self-explanatory. |
M. A. Skot - Plays bass, however has a side job at Walmart, where he happily serves the people. He resides in Örnskoldsvik.
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| At his Job, Mr. Skot takes pride in his work. |
It would be nice if you could give and example of their music and where it could be purchased. They look awesome!
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