Since SOMEBODY decided the blog wasn't important to do tonight, I will publish a quick laugh. Don't worry, the person who achieved this level of failure will be severely punished.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where she is. -Ellen DeGeneres
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. -Oscar Levant
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. -David Ogilvy
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
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