Legend of the Small Fry

Look around. What do you see?

It's the last unicorn!!!

Well, besides seeing the last unicorn, what else do you see? Is it a sandwich, a pretzel, or maybe even a small fry? (It's okay if it's a small fry. We understand you are cheap, and don't want to get fat off McDonalds food).  In case you had never noticed, fries show up quite frequently in daily lives of oranges.  They also like Henry III, but that is a completely different story.  Now we are simply telling you the long renowned "Legend of the Small Fry."  Applesauce.  Anyway, that means you need to know about the history of small fries.

Small fries were first invented.  Then, some random guy named decided decided to eat them.  Everyone laughed at him so much that he was excommunicated from the cattle farm and he created his own roadside resteraunt.  The only item on his menu was the small fry, eventually causing this article of food to become incredibly famous.  In fact, they became so famous that people began talking about them as "a thing of legends."  A short time later they realized that if they wanted to say that, they actually had to write a legend.  So, they did.

Here we present to you, in its original wording, the legend of the Small Fry.

In magical (potato) village far far away (called McLand), a very small man existed. He was about 3' 8", but only in high heels.  He had not grown an inch since he was born. Alas, a wonderful woman, 3' 7" (in the very same high heels), came into his life.  This woman influenced him in many ways. First, she forced him to shower at least twice a month. Second, she started the nickname calling of everyone in the village.

"McSmallFry! McSmallFry!" she would yell, "How long, how long will you be mocked? The McDoubles have a fantastic life! Food on the table every day! Why don't you do anything you lazy bum?"

On and on, she would continue, day after day her droning went on. "McChicken this, McFlurry that." Finally, McSmallFry was fed up (not literally, he was starving!).  He said to this woman, "Well you're not so tall yourself pipsqueak!

At this, this woman transformed into a McDoubleQuarterPounder, pulled out her magic wand, and squealed, "You ungrateful McSmallFry! How dare you defy me? I will now put on you a magic spell!" And with that, McSmallFry was fried and served in a small paper wrapping.

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