Friday, October 22, 2010

A normal conversation for the Minions.

There we were. Sitting at the table, discussing the problems we now had to face.

"Now that Jared is gone, I feel as though I have a deep hole in my heart; a place where hope once thrived." Justin philosophicalized.

"You do remember the speech of how we are the defenders, right?" Max questioned, still full of the inspiration he had recieved not even 4 seconds ago.

Trenten slapped Him silly. "You fool!"

"Why do you always mock me! I'm never going to be your friends again!" Him wailed, and then stormed off.

"Well you better go apologize, again. You are always such a jerk to Him." Tony said. Everyone walked outside.

"Him! Him! Where are you?" Trenten pronounced.

Suddenly, off in the distance, a very large explosion of fire burst through the atmosphere. It screamed into the ground. Dirt and gravel rocketed into the air.

"Wow! I hope that didn't destroy the mini-mall!" Max exclaimed. "We should probably go and help."

"Suddenly, Justin turned around, sprinted toward his car, slid across the hood, and got in the car." Trenten narrated.

"Um, thanks?" Justin replied, "Get in."

Everyone jumped in the car. Justin slammed down on the gas pedal. The car screeched off. Justin took an immediate left turn. Max quickly threw a water bottle at Justin's head to let him know he was supposed to take a right turn. Justin pulled the emergency break, which shot wings out of the side doors.

"Dude, you have no wings!" Zak said to the car. He was correct, the car never actually had any wings after all. The car started falling toward the ground.
 
"Guess that means we should just give up," Lisa yelled.

"What? We are sooooo over," Max replied to Lisa, who he was talking to over the phone.

"Max, this is Man Time," Sheryl condoned.

"Well Lisa's right. We should all go home," everyone droned together simultaneously, just to be redundant. The car turned around and went home. Everyone went inside and went to sleep.

ADV TPW MJV

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