Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Interrogations
These interrogations are not like the one that took place during out outing. These videos were made almost a year ago. Yeah, a pretty long time ago.
Enjoy.
Tony Interrogating Max
Trent Interrogating Tony
Yup. We're that cool.
Enjoy.
Tony Interrogating Max
Trent Interrogating Tony
Yup. We're that cool.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Log for Dec. 21 - Dec. 23 2010
Max, Tony, Zak and I went up north and stayed in a cabin for 3 days and 2 nights. We made sure to keep a LOG of what we did so we could share it with the Duckman Community.
Enjoy.
Day 1:
4:54 - Trenten calls Tony wondering where he is.
5:10 - Tony arrives at the Vruwink's household out of breath.
Then - arrived a la supermercado. Walked (as may be later demonstrated on duckmanconnections).
Then, then - arrived at the dwelling place. unarmed. (about 6:40)
Ate Pizza. (must squeak) - voice cracking
Watched a Movie
-In no specific order...
10:50 - went outside and stood there for the first time.
10:52 - jumped in hot tub. Now the hot tub is indoors and hot, while the outside is covered in show. Don't make me explain the details of what must be done.
11:15 - Sweet Holy Moly! we stuffed our bellies like Lebron stuffs Michael Jackson.
11:30 - The (extremely hard) slapping commences! (Now this is what Michael Jackson would to do Lebron). There are intense bending-overs from extreme pain.
"In two words, you're screwed" - Tony
"It hurts max, he killed me" - Trent. "Ugh"!
11:52 - we finally finish catching up on our log.
11:54 - we take our positions. ;)
11:57 - . . . Why does love always feel like a battlefield? Armor is failing. Wounds have been inflicted. The plans are forming all or nothing. Tony uses body armor and clothes are immediately outlawed.
Day 2:
0:00 - The bong (as in: a dull, resonant sound, as of a large bell. NOT the other meaning.) sounds!!! PAIN, DOOM, TORTURE! The alliance looses. Horribly. 'Nuf said.
0:03 - The voting resulted in the end of the war. What a sad end. We look forward to the battles of the future.
"Okay, everyone died. Even Big Buffalo."
"We don't want to appear to have any race affiliation." IYKWIM
LEGEND OF BIG BUFFALO
In a war between Indian tribes, there was a man named Big Buffalo. Big Buffalo was a large man. He was 11' and 650 kgs. He always wears Aviators with 1 ft. diameter lenses. He was in the war of the two Indian tribes. The only war between Native American sides in which one did not win. Buffalo Bill frolicked through the plains, grabbing people, and tearing them in half while throwing them onto his back. In the chaos, he accidentally grabbed and tossed two buffaloes over his shoulder. Each of Big Buffalo's parents were about 2 1/2 feet tall. You know what they always say: If it's Popsicle, it's Buffalo... Suddenly a member of the opposing tribe, Tiny Squirt, jumped up writing "Buffaloes suck" on his belly with sharpie. Big Buffalo jabbed his hand through Tiny Squirt and plopped Tiny Squirt onto the pile on his back. Big Buffalo looked down i horror at the tiny sharpie marker message added to the 7 spears already stabbed into his stomach. He collapsed to his knees, arms outstretched to the sky crying "Platypusses eat Harry mammals!!! . . . often." Holding this dying posture for years to come . . . he eventually was covered with copper to preserve his form, and then after many more centuries, he sighed. After a couple more generation came and went, he finally died. "How did he last so long without food or drink?" Morons usually ask. The secret lies in photosynthesis. Through these last fatal decades he suffocated under the copper.
0:27 - we still have scars to prove our battle at High Noon. Also the stories of Big Buffalo cease.
0:29 - Start getting ready for bed.
0:58 - Everyone, except max, hop into bed.
1:01ish - max then hops in as well.
9:00 - We all wake up, except for Tony.
9:30 - Tony wakes up.
9:35 - Tony is told about his sexy hair.
9:37 - Tony checks out his sexy hair.
9:40 - Tony realizes the time for his log post is off.
9:48 - Tony fixes it.
9:49 - Trenten lip-syncs opera.
9:55 - Zak makes a pancake bigger than his face.
10:06 - Well you know what they always say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
10:28 - Trent once again reenacts Big Buffalo on the rafters. Tony mistakes him for a hawk.
10:45 - We leave to go sledding. We put on our snowy gear and head out.
12:02 - We spell "You Suk" with our bodies on the hilltop.
11:00 - 1:30 - We sled down monstrous hills and demolish our frail bodies.
2:00 - ate sub sandwiches.
3:00 - played MindTrap for a while, while laying around the living room.
4:00 - "We started playing that Pokemon thing: - Max <-- Not really. We actually began the thing where you write a sentence and the next person draws that, etc....
6:10 - "I'll try it again, I guess somebody unplugged it, whoops!" (slap) - Max. (said in the time it takes to slap someone on the back.)
6:19 - "Then he bounces on his nose, and wins." - Max
7:35 - Finally finish dinner and cleaning up. Tony eats massive quantities of twizzlers.
7:45 - "ohohohohohoohohohoho!" - Trenten (while tony puts his feet under Trenten on Trenten's bed.)
7:50 - started watching 'Bourne Supremacy'
9:48 - Tony answers the text Becca sent him while we are eating Ice cream around the table. But is Becca her real name??? What is this you may ask? This is . . Mud, Kip!
9:50 - "Pokemon" - Tony. "Pokemon!" "Pookeemoon!"
9:54 - "We just spent 5 minutes talking about Pokemon" - Trent
"Pokemon this, pokemon that. I'm just sayin' . . . Pokemon!" - Trent
"And we'll all have pokemon tatoos on our chest!" - Trent
"Well: digimon sucks!" - Trent
9:59 - we have a conversation on the secret vortex of times that texts are sent.
10:00 - The gongs sounds. Yess. Theys dos.
10:01 - "1. 40. 9. POKEMON!" - In unison by Max, Tony, and Trenten.
10:02 - This quote can be explained. It probably won't be. But you never know. (The above quote)
10:04 - "I am cool" - Trent (Everyone snickers, and not the candy bar)
10:06 - After re-reading the log, we have discovered that you think all we talk about is Pokemon. This may or may not be true. "I guess: - Trent
10:35 - Went into hot tub. It was warm.
11:11.11 - "The initial FTWAP!" - Tony
Day 3:
0:00 - Zak hits the sack
1:00 - Trenten soon follows
2:37 - Max and Tony suffer paranoia
3:48 - Tony and Max hit the sack
9:30 - Zak gets up
10:00 - Trent and Max get up
11:05 - "Oh man! I just stepped in a pile of wet." - Trent
11:25 - Tony gets up.
11:35 - Sometimes you have to break a few omelets to make an egg. In ancient times, omelet was slang for chicken. This existed long before the other saying.
11:37 - Trent hides Tony's phone.
12:03 - Tony begins interrogation of Trenten ZOINKS!
12:07 - Loud screams echo throughout the house, because of wet willy's. Max comes in and starts watching.
12:10 - Trenten gets away, running downstairs. Tony sprints after him and tackles him to the ground.
12:11 - Interrogation continues and the extreme loud screaming soon follows.
12:15 - Trenten needs to stop.
12:16 - Interrogation failed.
12:27 - "I am the toastmaster" - Trent
12:49 - Max drips Blue Hawaiian punch all over the table.
12:51 - "You're a sausage" - Tony
12:55 - Trenten invades Tony's space.
12:56 - We talk over max's worthlessness in the whole interrogation ordeal.
12:57 - "Tony was a better friend than you Max. At least he did something!" - Trent
1:04 - "He'll just do whatever he can to get friends" - Max
"Hey! Real friends don't have to be reindeer!" - Trent
"When was Rudolph invented?" - Tony
1:05 - "Y'know, I'm depressed" - Tony
1:06 - We talk about mocking Rudolph. And Rudolph's psychological problems.
1:09 - Tony and Trenten pull out their phones and text like mad.
"Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer . . ." - Tony
"POKEMON!" - Trent
1:10 - "That's just going too far. Now this, YA!" - Trent
1:14 - Trenten goes downstairs. IYKWIM
1:17 - "What kind of idiot has a shiny nose? A shiny RED nose?" - Tony
"Well, a clown, but I guess they are pretty stupid." - Tony
1:19 - "I hope the snow is not literally snowing" - Max
"Max, you're ridonkulous." - Trent
1:24 - "Quick Zak, throw a pen at them" - Max
1:27 - Max decides he wants to start wearing clothing.
1:46 - We are packed, waiting for dishwasher.
2:22 - We left the house :(
2:34 - Just passed Duck Lake State Park.
2:38 - We talk about how we barely logged anything about that pokemon thing, even though we played it for hours on end.
3:19 - "He gets into the song" - Max
3:22 - Tony and Trenten get all up in each others bizness (ghetto accent)
3:23 - We pass 53 turkeys.
3:25 - "Duck" - Trenten. Trent mistakes a hawk for a duck.
3:31 - Max's favorite song comes on the radio - 'I want to wish you a merry Christmas'.
3:35 -"A bood a be doo" - Trent
3:36 - We discover Rudolph clones himself into Rudy.
3:41 - Tony is dropped off.
3:42 - Trenten is dropped off at his house.
And that is it. That is the log we wrote.
ADV TPW MJV
Enjoy.
Day 1:
4:54 - Trenten calls Tony wondering where he is.
5:10 - Tony arrives at the Vruwink's household out of breath.
Then - arrived a la supermercado. Walked (as may be later demonstrated on duckmanconnections).
Then, then - arrived at the dwelling place. unarmed. (about 6:40)
Ate Pizza. (must squeak) - voice cracking
Watched a Movie
-In no specific order...
10:50 - went outside and stood there for the first time.
10:52 - jumped in hot tub. Now the hot tub is indoors and hot, while the outside is covered in show. Don't make me explain the details of what must be done.
11:15 - Sweet Holy Moly! we stuffed our bellies like Lebron stuffs Michael Jackson.
11:30 - The (extremely hard) slapping commences! (Now this is what Michael Jackson would to do Lebron). There are intense bending-overs from extreme pain.
"In two words, you're screwed" - Tony
"It hurts max, he killed me" - Trent. "Ugh"!
11:52 - we finally finish catching up on our log.
11:54 - we take our positions. ;)
11:57 - . . . Why does love always feel like a battlefield? Armor is failing. Wounds have been inflicted. The plans are forming all or nothing. Tony uses body armor and clothes are immediately outlawed.
Day 2:
0:00 - The bong (as in: a dull, resonant sound, as of a large bell. NOT the other meaning.) sounds!!! PAIN, DOOM, TORTURE! The alliance looses. Horribly. 'Nuf said.
0:03 - The voting resulted in the end of the war. What a sad end. We look forward to the battles of the future.
"Okay, everyone died. Even Big Buffalo."
"We don't want to appear to have any race affiliation." IYKWIM
LEGEND OF BIG BUFFALO
In a war between Indian tribes, there was a man named Big Buffalo. Big Buffalo was a large man. He was 11' and 650 kgs. He always wears Aviators with 1 ft. diameter lenses. He was in the war of the two Indian tribes. The only war between Native American sides in which one did not win. Buffalo Bill frolicked through the plains, grabbing people, and tearing them in half while throwing them onto his back. In the chaos, he accidentally grabbed and tossed two buffaloes over his shoulder. Each of Big Buffalo's parents were about 2 1/2 feet tall. You know what they always say: If it's Popsicle, it's Buffalo... Suddenly a member of the opposing tribe, Tiny Squirt, jumped up writing "Buffaloes suck" on his belly with sharpie. Big Buffalo jabbed his hand through Tiny Squirt and plopped Tiny Squirt onto the pile on his back. Big Buffalo looked down i horror at the tiny sharpie marker message added to the 7 spears already stabbed into his stomach. He collapsed to his knees, arms outstretched to the sky crying "Platypusses eat Harry mammals!!! . . . often." Holding this dying posture for years to come . . . he eventually was covered with copper to preserve his form, and then after many more centuries, he sighed. After a couple more generation came and went, he finally died. "How did he last so long without food or drink?" Morons usually ask. The secret lies in photosynthesis. Through these last fatal decades he suffocated under the copper.
0:27 - we still have scars to prove our battle at High Noon. Also the stories of Big Buffalo cease.
0:29 - Start getting ready for bed.
0:58 - Everyone, except max, hop into bed.
1:01ish - max then hops in as well.
9:00 - We all wake up, except for Tony.
9:30 - Tony wakes up.
9:35 - Tony is told about his sexy hair.
9:37 - Tony checks out his sexy hair.
9:40 - Tony realizes the time for his log post is off.
9:48 - Tony fixes it.
9:49 - Trenten lip-syncs opera.
9:55 - Zak makes a pancake bigger than his face.
10:06 - Well you know what they always say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
10:28 - Trent once again reenacts Big Buffalo on the rafters. Tony mistakes him for a hawk.
10:45 - We leave to go sledding. We put on our snowy gear and head out.
12:02 - We spell "You Suk" with our bodies on the hilltop.
11:00 - 1:30 - We sled down monstrous hills and demolish our frail bodies.
2:00 - ate sub sandwiches.
3:00 - played MindTrap for a while, while laying around the living room.
4:00 - "We started playing that Pokemon thing: - Max <-- Not really. We actually began the thing where you write a sentence and the next person draws that, etc....
6:10 - "I'll try it again, I guess somebody unplugged it, whoops!" (slap) - Max. (said in the time it takes to slap someone on the back.)
6:19 - "Then he bounces on his nose, and wins." - Max
7:35 - Finally finish dinner and cleaning up. Tony eats massive quantities of twizzlers.
7:45 - "ohohohohohoohohohoho!" - Trenten (while tony puts his feet under Trenten on Trenten's bed.)
7:50 - started watching 'Bourne Supremacy'
9:48 - Tony answers the text Becca sent him while we are eating Ice cream around the table. But is Becca her real name??? What is this you may ask? This is . . Mud, Kip!
9:50 - "Pokemon" - Tony. "Pokemon!" "Pookeemoon!"
9:54 - "We just spent 5 minutes talking about Pokemon" - Trent
"Pokemon this, pokemon that. I'm just sayin' . . . Pokemon!" - Trent
"And we'll all have pokemon tatoos on our chest!" - Trent
"Well: digimon sucks!" - Trent
9:59 - we have a conversation on the secret vortex of times that texts are sent.
10:00 - The gongs sounds. Yess. Theys dos.
10:01 - "1. 40. 9. POKEMON!" - In unison by Max, Tony, and Trenten.
10:02 - This quote can be explained. It probably won't be. But you never know. (The above quote)
10:04 - "I am cool" - Trent (Everyone snickers, and not the candy bar)
10:06 - After re-reading the log, we have discovered that you think all we talk about is Pokemon. This may or may not be true. "I guess: - Trent
10:35 - Went into hot tub. It was warm.
11:11.11 - "The initial FTWAP!" - Tony
Day 3:
0:00 - Zak hits the sack
1:00 - Trenten soon follows
2:37 - Max and Tony suffer paranoia
3:48 - Tony and Max hit the sack
9:30 - Zak gets up
10:00 - Trent and Max get up
11:05 - "Oh man! I just stepped in a pile of wet." - Trent
11:25 - Tony gets up.
11:35 - Sometimes you have to break a few omelets to make an egg. In ancient times, omelet was slang for chicken. This existed long before the other saying.
11:37 - Trent hides Tony's phone.
12:03 - Tony begins interrogation of Trenten ZOINKS!
12:07 - Loud screams echo throughout the house, because of wet willy's. Max comes in and starts watching.
12:10 - Trenten gets away, running downstairs. Tony sprints after him and tackles him to the ground.
12:11 - Interrogation continues and the extreme loud screaming soon follows.
12:15 - Trenten needs to stop.
12:16 - Interrogation failed.
12:27 - "I am the toastmaster" - Trent
12:49 - Max drips Blue Hawaiian punch all over the table.
12:51 - "You're a sausage" - Tony
12:55 - Trenten invades Tony's space.
12:56 - We talk over max's worthlessness in the whole interrogation ordeal.
12:57 - "Tony was a better friend than you Max. At least he did something!" - Trent
1:04 - "He'll just do whatever he can to get friends" - Max
"Hey! Real friends don't have to be reindeer!" - Trent
"When was Rudolph invented?" - Tony
1:05 - "Y'know, I'm depressed" - Tony
1:06 - We talk about mocking Rudolph. And Rudolph's psychological problems.
1:09 - Tony and Trenten pull out their phones and text like mad.
"Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer . . ." - Tony
"POKEMON!" - Trent
1:10 - "That's just going too far. Now this, YA!" - Trent
1:14 - Trenten goes downstairs. IYKWIM
1:17 - "What kind of idiot has a shiny nose? A shiny RED nose?" - Tony
"Well, a clown, but I guess they are pretty stupid." - Tony
1:19 - "I hope the snow is not literally snowing" - Max
"Max, you're ridonkulous." - Trent
1:24 - "Quick Zak, throw a pen at them" - Max
1:27 - Max decides he wants to start wearing clothing.
1:46 - We are packed, waiting for dishwasher.
2:22 - We left the house :(
2:34 - Just passed Duck Lake State Park.
2:38 - We talk about how we barely logged anything about that pokemon thing, even though we played it for hours on end.
3:19 - "He gets into the song" - Max
3:22 - Tony and Trenten get all up in each others bizness (ghetto accent)
3:23 - We pass 53 turkeys.
3:25 - "Duck" - Trenten. Trent mistakes a hawk for a duck.
3:31 - Max's favorite song comes on the radio - 'I want to wish you a merry Christmas'.
3:35 -"A bood a be doo" - Trent
3:36 - We discover Rudolph clones himself into Rudy.
3:41 - Tony is dropped off.
3:42 - Trenten is dropped off at his house.
And that is it. That is the log we wrote.
ADV TPW MJV
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Music Video Contest #1
I do not know how many of these contests we will end up having, but I hope you enjoy this one at least.
There will be a poll on the right hand side. Please vote for who you think has the best music video. (They aren't really music video like you would think. It is just us lip-syncing the song).
NUMBER UNO:
Tony - Pokemon Theme Song
NUMERO TWO:
Max - Numa Numa
LASTLY:
Trent - Bird is the Word
I hope you enjoyed all the movies. Don't forget to vote in the poll!
There will be a poll on the right hand side. Please vote for who you think has the best music video. (They aren't really music video like you would think. It is just us lip-syncing the song).
NUMBER UNO:
Tony - Pokemon Theme Song
NUMERO TWO:
Max - Numa Numa
LASTLY:
Trent - Bird is the Word
I hope you enjoyed all the movies. Don't forget to vote in the poll!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Happy Birthday!
In honor of Paul Witte's birthday, this post had been dedicated to him.
Happy Birthday!
Here is your birthday song - sung by The Beatles, just for YOU!
Happy Birthday!
Here is your birthday song - sung by The Beatles, just for YOU!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
A quick quote and award
"Bandit, sometimes I think you are a real person... until I realize your licking my nose..." (the ... indicate pauses, not breaks in transcript)
This award is given for excellence in maintaining posts in the blog, even when he didn't have to. I present this award to the handsome, Trenten Witte!
Keep up the good work!
This award is given for excellence in maintaining posts in the blog, even when he didn't have to. I present this award to the handsome, Trenten Witte!
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| Congratulations, buddy! |
What To Do When You're Bored
If you are like me, which you probably aren't, you spend most of your day not doing a whole lot. Yes, I do go to school, and run after that. But what about when you get home? Or if you don't have school? What do you do then?
Well, I am usually really lazy and don't do a whole lot. But other times, I will be on the computer doing random stuff that keeps me occupied. So I thought I would share some of those things with YOU!
1. Go to Google and type in part of a sentence. Google will then give you retrogradations for what you should search. (These recommendations are the most searched things on Google. Some of them can be quite hilarious.)
Example: Type in "Why is my" and a top searched thing will be "Why is my eye twitching?" or "Why is my poop green?" I am not quite sure why the second one is the most searched thing for "Why is my". Seems a bit strange to me.
2. Go to Youtube and watch different videos. You can watch music videos, or just about any kind of video, which I'm sure you know, since who hasn't been on youtube?
Some great videos:
Flea Market Montgomery
This is Sparta! Last Techno Remix
Keyboard Cat
Dramatic Chipmunk
Dark Knight Interrogation Scene Spoof
Phil Davison
And of course Auto-tune songs...
Dude You Have No Quran
Justin Beiber hit by water bottle
Double Rainbow
Bed Intruder
Obama sings replay
And some Literal Trailers
Harry Potter
Twilight Eclipse
My Soul To Take
I think you get the point. And of course, there are many more. I will leave it up to you to find them.
3. Facebook. This is probably the most boring of the four. Though there are some fun games you can play. One such game is Snake, as Kyle mentioned in his blog. According to him, snake is a very addicting game. I read his post on it, and decided that I should play snake myself. After my second time playing the game (that day... I have played it a few times before, but that was at least a month or two ago) I got a score of 650, beating Kyle by 130 points.
4. Grooveshark. This website is amazing. It has millions of songs that you can listen to. For FREE. Go there and try it out. Only then will you see how awesome it is.
5. Whenever I have free time, AND feel like writing a blog post, I will come to Duckman Connections, and write a blog post, as you can see from the one I just wrote, that you are now reading.
That's about it for now. I will post another post about what I do when I'm bored on the computer if I can think of anything else. Wow, 20 links in one blog post. New Record!
Goodbye little ducklings.
Quack on...
Well, I am usually really lazy and don't do a whole lot. But other times, I will be on the computer doing random stuff that keeps me occupied. So I thought I would share some of those things with YOU!
1. Go to Google and type in part of a sentence. Google will then give you retrogradations for what you should search. (These recommendations are the most searched things on Google. Some of them can be quite hilarious.)
Example: Type in "Why is my" and a top searched thing will be "Why is my eye twitching?" or "Why is my poop green?" I am not quite sure why the second one is the most searched thing for "Why is my". Seems a bit strange to me.
2. Go to Youtube and watch different videos. You can watch music videos, or just about any kind of video, which I'm sure you know, since who hasn't been on youtube?
Some great videos:
Flea Market Montgomery
This is Sparta! Last Techno Remix
Keyboard Cat
Dramatic Chipmunk
Dark Knight Interrogation Scene Spoof
Phil Davison
And of course Auto-tune songs...
Dude You Have No Quran
Justin Beiber hit by water bottle
Double Rainbow
Bed Intruder
Obama sings replay
And some Literal Trailers
Harry Potter
Twilight Eclipse
My Soul To Take
I think you get the point. And of course, there are many more. I will leave it up to you to find them.
3. Facebook. This is probably the most boring of the four. Though there are some fun games you can play. One such game is Snake, as Kyle mentioned in his blog. According to him, snake is a very addicting game. I read his post on it, and decided that I should play snake myself. After my second time playing the game (that day... I have played it a few times before, but that was at least a month or two ago) I got a score of 650, beating Kyle by 130 points.
4. Grooveshark. This website is amazing. It has millions of songs that you can listen to. For FREE. Go there and try it out. Only then will you see how awesome it is.
5. Whenever I have free time, AND feel like writing a blog post, I will come to Duckman Connections, and write a blog post, as you can see from the one I just wrote, that you are now reading.
That's about it for now. I will post another post about what I do when I'm bored on the computer if I can think of anything else. Wow, 20 links in one blog post. New Record!
Goodbye little ducklings.
Quack on...
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Our Past Life
I decided to go on Duckman Connections and write a blog post. At first I didn't quite know what it would be about. I then proceeded to click on a little movie button thing. It's one of those things that director's hold, when they say "CUT!" and stuff like that. I really don't know the name of it though. I wonder if it actually does have a name. I'm sure it does... Well, it's not like it matters if I tell you or not. That is, unless you are still confused by what I am talking about. You know what? I am going to quickly go on the internet (not that I'm not on the internet already), and figure out what it is called, so you won't have to be confused any longer, and so I don't have to continue on ranting about how I don't know what it is called.
Apparently, it is called a Clapboard. I'm not quite sure how you would come up with a name like that, especially since it looks like this...
Hopefully the picture shows up when I post this. At the moment it isn't showing up. Must think it can be lazy...
Anyway. What I was trying to get to was that I can upload my own videos from my computer using that button. Fun stuff, I know. So I decided I should use that.
But what video to use? I have at least 100 videos of my friends and I. For this first video, I will upload a video of us doing some improv. Take in mind that we are weird people. Very weird. And if you didn't get that message from the blog so far.... well, you're going to get it after watching this video.
Sorry, but after much trying, the video just wouldn't upload. Maybe someday...
Well. Enjoy
Since the improv video didn't work, here is a video of Max and Justin doing some slow-motion fighting scene... or whatever..
It's a stupid video I know. You'll just have to deal with it.
Umm.. well, I don't think it worked. It said there was an error. (the improv video) But I will just post it anyways, since I don't want all this writing to go to waste now. Inconceivable! (One of the best quotes from "Princess Bride"). If you didn't get that quote, then you need to see that movie. If you already did see it and still didn't get the quote, watch it again. Seriously.
There's really not much else for me to say right now. So, farewell my blog readers.
Read on.
Apparently, it is called a Clapboard. I'm not quite sure how you would come up with a name like that, especially since it looks like this...
It looks like this
Anyway. What I was trying to get to was that I can upload my own videos from my computer using that button. Fun stuff, I know. So I decided I should use that.
But what video to use? I have at least 100 videos of my friends and I. For this first video, I will upload a video of us doing some improv. Take in mind that we are weird people. Very weird. And if you didn't get that message from the blog so far.... well, you're going to get it after watching this video.
Sorry, but after much trying, the video just wouldn't upload. Maybe someday...
Well. Enjoy
Since the improv video didn't work, here is a video of Max and Justin doing some slow-motion fighting scene... or whatever..
It's a stupid video I know. You'll just have to deal with it.
Umm.. well, I don't think it worked. It said there was an error. (the improv video) But I will just post it anyways, since I don't want all this writing to go to waste now. Inconceivable! (One of the best quotes from "Princess Bride"). If you didn't get that quote, then you need to see that movie. If you already did see it and still didn't get the quote, watch it again. Seriously.
There's really not much else for me to say right now. So, farewell my blog readers.
Read on.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Writing A Story
Recently I (Trent) have been writing. I have started one story, and have written sort of an outline for another. The one that is partly written at the moment is a sort of Murder Mystery story. I am not quite sure where exactly the story will go yet, but hopefully I can find some sort of end for it.
The other story I am working on, or really, the outline I am working on right now is more of a Suspense story. This story is more developed, seeing as though I have actually spent some time to create a small outline. I only have a couple chapters planned out so far, but I thought I'd share the outline with you, in its entirety thus far, and see what you think of it.
Feedback would be greatly appreciated, mostly because it would help me make the story better before I actually start writing the real thing. The other reason feedback would be appreciated would be to know that people are interested in reading it when I am done.
Also, any other thoughts that you have on the outline, may also be expressed in the comments section. Thank you for taking the time to read the small portion of the outline I have at the moment, and also taking the time to evaluate/criticize my writing.
Anyway, enough of my blabbing on about what everything is about. Before we go though, the first chapter is probably the most thought out as of now. The second chapter doesn't have a whole lot of 'meat and potatoes' to it, just a little bit of a story. Probably not enough to create a whole chapter. And lastly, the third chapter is not finished yet. Though this chapter will have the most information and actually story compared to the others.
These are not all the chapters that will be in the book. I will most likely be continuing to write the outline, until I think I have written it pretty thoroughly. I will also continue giving updates on the blog about how the outline and story are going. Once again Thank you very much.
Now, for the outline...
The other story I am working on, or really, the outline I am working on right now is more of a Suspense story. This story is more developed, seeing as though I have actually spent some time to create a small outline. I only have a couple chapters planned out so far, but I thought I'd share the outline with you, in its entirety thus far, and see what you think of it.
Feedback would be greatly appreciated, mostly because it would help me make the story better before I actually start writing the real thing. The other reason feedback would be appreciated would be to know that people are interested in reading it when I am done.
Also, any other thoughts that you have on the outline, may also be expressed in the comments section. Thank you for taking the time to read the small portion of the outline I have at the moment, and also taking the time to evaluate/criticize my writing.
Anyway, enough of my blabbing on about what everything is about. Before we go though, the first chapter is probably the most thought out as of now. The second chapter doesn't have a whole lot of 'meat and potatoes' to it, just a little bit of a story. Probably not enough to create a whole chapter. And lastly, the third chapter is not finished yet. Though this chapter will have the most information and actually story compared to the others.
These are not all the chapters that will be in the book. I will most likely be continuing to write the outline, until I think I have written it pretty thoroughly. I will also continue giving updates on the blog about how the outline and story are going. Once again Thank you very much.
Now, for the outline...
Story Outline
Type: Suspense…?
Chapter 1:
The boy sat alone on the curb of the street, cars passing by every second. He looked out across the sea of faces walking from place to place. He got up from where he was sitting and stared. He stared into the distance, with a blank face. He wanted to go home, but his legs wouldn’t let him. There was a feeling deep down in his mind that knew that he couldn’t return. However, he wasn’t aware of this at the moment, and was continuously confused about everything that was going on around him. Suddenly it hit him. Everything that had happened the past few years, cleared itself from its muddy self, and showed itself to him like newly washed glass. He knew now that he couldn’t go home. It wasn’t what was meant to be. So the boy started to run. He didn’t know where he was running to, but it felt good to him.
Days had passed, and the boy was still running from home. He had been running for so long, that he had long passed the bustling city and was now in the country. Out in the distance he could see a small farm house. It looked abandoned, so he slowly began to walk towards it. The closer the boy came to the house, the more it seemed like an illusion. Suddenly, he came to a point where the house had disappeared completely. He took a few steps forward, and the house came back into view. The boy was getting very confused. He then took a few more steps closer to the house, when suddenly it burst into flames. It didn’t burn like something normally should, but it looked almost as though the fire was melting the wood. He wanted to get away from the house, but once again, he couldn’t move his body. First, the walls burnt down. Inside the house, the boy could see all of the memories he had as a child. He saw himself playing with his friends on the street. He saw various birthday parties his parents had given to him. Each time he began to grasp the memory, it would disappear and a new one would appear in its place. The boy fell to his knees. He couldn’t take this anymore. He kept wondering why this was happening. It had to mean something, but what?
Chapter 2:
Just then, the boy woke up, frightened and sweating profusely. It was all just a dream. He had never had a dream like this before. He was very confused, and wanted to figure out what it meant. However, he had no time at the moment. He didn’t want to be late for school. So he rushed down the stairs, expectant to see his parents. He reached the bottom, but didn’t see anyone there. He was very confused. Where could they have gone? He searched every room and no one was to be seen. There was no note saying where they were, nothing at all. He ran to the door and opened it. He looked outside, and saw nobody. It was like he was in an empty world, all alone. He didn’t think this was right. He ran out the door and looked around. He hoped that he would fine anyone in the town. He walked into various stores and restaurants, only to find out they were all empty. It was almost as though everyone had suddenly disappeared in the middle of doing things. Chairs were all over the place, and half-drunken cups were scattered on tables. He then decided to return home, hoping something would happen. There was no way that everyone could have just disappeared overnight. He thought it must be some sort of dream. But he had just woken up from a dream. Or so he thought. Maybe it was a dream inside a dream. He kept confusing himself the more he thought about it. He decided he would go back to bed, and hopefully wake up to a normal world again.
Chapter 3:
He closed his eyes and was awoken to the burning house once again. He was no longer sure which was reality and which one was a dream. Suddenly, he heard the call of a bird coming from the sky. He looked up and saw a falcon flying in circles above the house. He kept staring at it, until he fell to the ground with a thud. He awoke in a dark cave surrounded by two hooded figures. He was scared, and tried to get away, but found out that he was in locks connected to the sides of the wall. The two hooded figures were standing about 15 feet away whispering things to each other and occasionally looking at the boy.
Poetry
We are a ghost
Yet you still try,
To read a post,
Maybe even cry,
Visit our site,
And hope with all might,
That maybe today... Maybe today
Writing isn't my a strong suit
Yet you still desperately look
Wishing for pictures of maybe a newt,
In this helpful nook,
And hope with all might,
That maybe today... Maybe today.
Reading this post may have made you confused,
And we must admit, it made us amused,
To know that we made your wants a reality,
Realizing the blog in all actuality
And know with all might,
It happened today... happened today.
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There once was a man who read the blog
And he really enjoyed the fog
He read Duckman daily
And played the ukulele
Turns out he was a domestic dog.
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Duckman Connections
The most "fabulous" "website"
I love quotations.
Yet you still try,
To read a post,
Maybe even cry,
Visit our site,
And hope with all might,
That maybe today... Maybe today
Writing isn't my a strong suit
Yet you still desperately look
Wishing for pictures of maybe a newt,
In this helpful nook,
And hope with all might,
That maybe today... Maybe today.
Reading this post may have made you confused,
And we must admit, it made us amused,
To know that we made your wants a reality,
Realizing the blog in all actuality
And know with all might,
It happened today... happened today.
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There once was a man who read the blog
And he really enjoyed the fog
He read Duckman daily
And played the ukulele
Turns out he was a domestic dog.
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Duckman Connections
The most "fabulous" "website"
I love quotations.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Answers.com - Stupid Questions
I visited this site again, and I must say, some of the questions asked on this site are pretty dumb.
Here are some questions I found, and the answers I gave the person.
Question: Is 1 and 1 the same?
Answer: No. They are completely different.
1: a number. Or, in the sense of time and space, 1. (As in the number 1, or as in the letter 1).
1: A type of animal living in the sub-arctic water near Europe.
Here are some questions I found, and the answers I gave the person.
Question: Is 1 and 1 the same?
Answer: No. They are completely different.
1: a number. Or, in the sense of time and space, 1. (As in the number 1, or as in the letter 1).
1: A type of animal living in the sub-arctic water near Europe.
Question: What happens to the moon when its a half-moon?
Answer: Half of the moon leaves on vacation to a distant place in the galaxy. This place is usually near Jupiter, or Betelgeuse.
Question: How do you get water from sea water?
Answer: There are many different ways. You can use a bucket (large or small), a basket (which is almost the same as a bucket), a shovel (which will probably not collect that much water), or you can just drink the water. All of these will work...Some better than others. It is up to you to figure out which method you find the most helpful/easiest.
I may answer more some other time.
Thank you for reading the first edition of Answers.com - Stupid Questions
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Why the Sun is Important to the Sun?
I decided to go to answers.com, and answer a random question. I came upon a very strange question, that didn't really seem like a real question. It was this: Explain why the sun in important to the sun.
So, I decided I would take the time and answer this question, pretending to be serious about the matter, but in all reality, not caring at all. I hope you enjoy the answer I gave them.
The sun is important to the sun in many ways.
First of all, the sun gives off warmth. Some of this warmth will go towards earth, causing the earth to heat up. The heat waves that do not go through the earth's atmosphere will bounce back and hit the sun. This helps give the sun warmth to itself, so it can continue to create more and more heat for the earth.
Secondly, if the sun did not exist, then how could the sun see anything? The sun obviously needs light in order to see the earth, so it knows where to aim its heat waves at. If the sun could not see the earth, it would most likely spew its heat waves all across the galaxy, hitting other solar systems, causing them to burn to a crisp.
Lastly, the sun needs a companion. Someone to give it encouragement when times are tough. Occasionally, the sun gets sick of creating heat, and simply wants to give up on what it was created for; heat, and warmth, and the major light source during the day, and reflecting its light off the moon's surface to give us our major light source during the night. In these terrible times or hardship, the sun is in dire need for someone or something to encourage it. Luckily, the sun has the sun to help it get through these tough times. We are very fortunate that the sun has something that gives it encouragement. It is possible that the sun may stop working, if it doesn't have something to encourage it every now and again.
So, I decided I would take the time and answer this question, pretending to be serious about the matter, but in all reality, not caring at all. I hope you enjoy the answer I gave them.
The sun is important to the sun in many ways.
First of all, the sun gives off warmth. Some of this warmth will go towards earth, causing the earth to heat up. The heat waves that do not go through the earth's atmosphere will bounce back and hit the sun. This helps give the sun warmth to itself, so it can continue to create more and more heat for the earth.
Secondly, if the sun did not exist, then how could the sun see anything? The sun obviously needs light in order to see the earth, so it knows where to aim its heat waves at. If the sun could not see the earth, it would most likely spew its heat waves all across the galaxy, hitting other solar systems, causing them to burn to a crisp.
Lastly, the sun needs a companion. Someone to give it encouragement when times are tough. Occasionally, the sun gets sick of creating heat, and simply wants to give up on what it was created for; heat, and warmth, and the major light source during the day, and reflecting its light off the moon's surface to give us our major light source during the night. In these terrible times or hardship, the sun is in dire need for someone or something to encourage it. Luckily, the sun has the sun to help it get through these tough times. We are very fortunate that the sun has something that gives it encouragement. It is possible that the sun may stop working, if it doesn't have something to encourage it every now and again.
Monday, November 29, 2010
The perfect wish
After reading "The Monkey's Paw", I realized that the only people who get wishes in stories are either stupid or desperate, making them stupid. In the Monkey's Paw, an old man doesn't heed the warning of his old friend, a sergeant major in the army. He wishes for money, although the sergeant major specifically tells him not to wish for anything and to burn the monkey's paw. Another example of a stupid person who gets 3 wishes is Aladdin. "But everything turned out good in Aladdin!" you might counter. Did it? Did it really? What about the period of time when Jafar is ruling the kingdom? What about the avalanche that Jafar caused when he sent the massive corridor into the mountains, because Aladdin was in it? And finally, When Jafar (Who is also quite stupid, i might add. Lets not forget how he wished himself into a genie and not a free genie.) ordered Genie to move his castle. Rubble falls down onto the crowd, killing at least 10000 people. Maybe, if someone smart actually got 3 wishes, the world might actually be a better place. Lets delve a little deeper into this subject.
Well, one man who actually did get his "wish" granted in real life is King Solomon. He wished for wisdom. What a wise choice. Look what happens when someone smart actually gets something to wish for. He is now known as the "wisest man who ever lived".
What if, after realizing the wishes were cursed (in "The Monkey's Paw"), the old father wished, "I wish I had an excellent lawyer, one that can make anything loophole proof, is on my side, is helpful, and that nothing bad would happen because of this wish, and that I will live long enough to make my third wish." Or would the last part count as another wish? After the lawyer came, what if old father wished (maybe in different words, because of his awesome lawyer), "I wish everything was the way it was before I recieved this monkey's paw, and that i would never meet ever again?"
In conclusion, always make sure your wishes are loophole proof. If you are going outside to look for shooting stars, Plan 30 minutes in advance what you are going to wish. Make sure to write it down, and read it off carefully and precisely when you do see a shooting star. Another precautionary measure to utilize is to plan your 11:11 wishes a few days in advance.
Take these precautionary measures, and you could become a main character of a story, about how wishes can turn out good.
ADV
Well, one man who actually did get his "wish" granted in real life is King Solomon. He wished for wisdom. What a wise choice. Look what happens when someone smart actually gets something to wish for. He is now known as the "wisest man who ever lived".
What if, after realizing the wishes were cursed (in "The Monkey's Paw"), the old father wished, "I wish I had an excellent lawyer, one that can make anything loophole proof, is on my side, is helpful, and that nothing bad would happen because of this wish, and that I will live long enough to make my third wish." Or would the last part count as another wish? After the lawyer came, what if old father wished (maybe in different words, because of his awesome lawyer), "I wish everything was the way it was before I recieved this monkey's paw, and that i would never meet ever again?"
In conclusion, always make sure your wishes are loophole proof. If you are going outside to look for shooting stars, Plan 30 minutes in advance what you are going to wish. Make sure to write it down, and read it off carefully and precisely when you do see a shooting star. Another precautionary measure to utilize is to plan your 11:11 wishes a few days in advance.
Take these precautionary measures, and you could become a main character of a story, about how wishes can turn out good.
ADV
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
24-Hour Stay in Room
Back in like 2009 or something, I really don't remember, Tony and I (Trent) stayed in my room for 24 straight hours. We wanted to have some sort of memory for it, so we wrote our LOG for it. Hope you enjoy what our thoughts were while we were trapped in my room for those 24 memorable hours.
LOG
Hour Zero and one minute – we are in the room and Tony is reading some jokes from Reader’s Digest while I type in our LOG.
Hour Zero and two – my mom came with some cards for us to play with.
Hour Zero and four – people arguing outside room and it makes me want to sweat like a pig.
Hour zero and six. Mom barges in AGAIN! And now I want to quit. I am homesick and almost dead. PLEASE HELP ME IF YOU ARE READING THIS. By the way, out of snacks.
Hour zero and seven. – just kidding about the snacks. But Trenten wants hugs and kisses from ma. Ma is arguing with Trent
Hour zero and eight. – they are still arguing. I just foud I typo in iiin hour zero and six. Too late I can’t fix it now.
Hour zero and ten – Trenten reading logs
Hour zero and twelve. Trenten tells me about his nifty string. Also he is playing fire emblem.
Hour zero and thirteen. - found a lot of typos in hour zero and eight.
Hour zero and fifteen - Trenten yells at a person in his game. He calls him a “wimp” and “stupid.” I feel bad for this man. Sources tells me his name is frey.
Hour zero and sixteen - Trenten still badmouthing his game. I am starting to cry.
Hour zero and eighteen - Pulled myself together. Just had the sudden realization that I have to take my contacts. Good thing I have my contact stuff with me.
Hour zero and nineteen – Trenten still badmouthing people. He has a toilet mouth. What? Oh he was talking about jagen so it is okay.
Hour zero and twenty – Trenten ignoring me. I hope its not personal.
Hour zero and twenty and one- Finally jagen is sacrificed. Also Trenten is “busy”.
Hour zero and twenty and four – marth wants to save jagen. Trenten says who cares.
Hour zero and twenty and five – I think I am done logging for now. Until next time, ask yourself y not.
Hour 1 and one: I have just come to the realization that there are only 22 hours and 59 minits left.
Hour 1 and four – well (Trenten speaking here) I finally made it to chapter 2 and tony started to laugh a little at me because he thinks im not “good” enough for something*
- well he never really said that, but I could see it in his eyes
Hour 1 and six – Tony swatted a bug and we decide to bring out the first snack… Tony is getting excited and acting like a seal.
Hour 1 and eight – we are aguing about the “good” water bottle. Not the aldi water. Blegh!
Hour one and nine- Trenten doesn’t want to be on my good side. Ouch. Trenten doesn’t think of me as his friend. Or his enemy. Well I think it is time to find the first snack. Hmm. Brb lol gtg rofl *SMACK*. Trenten just hit me for saying things he does not understand. Ouch. Again. Well, here we go.
Hour one and 16 – out of floss.
Hour one and 17 - Trenten says we never had floss but we don’t believe him. He doesn’t know this yet but I brought two special buddies of mine. They are both mammals and both have bills. They also both have webbed feet.
Hour one and eighteen – (Trenten speaking) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hour one and nineteen –kjmsxdjumdrfkjm,xdsedjhszkde8iu3e472 ( platypus for no)
Hour one and twenty – did the darth vader choke on tony… he through a platypus at me, I think im posoined.
Hour one and twenty and one - Trenten lying on ground pretending to be poisoned screaming “DONUT! DONUT! PLEAAASE!” How long with he keep this episode up?
Hour one and twenty and two – episode stopped. Trenten is starting to play harvest moon! What a girly boy. He thinks green is hot.
Hour one and twenty and four – madilin and friends come up and say they love us not in those exact words. Madylene takes my platypus and throughs him out of the door and laughs at my plite.
Hour 2 and four – tony just got back from the first bathroom break in which I did not participate in.
Hour 2 and six – tony is waiting to see what happens with the turtle in harvest moon.
Hour 2 and ten – I sit here waiting for tony to realize that im actually here. He just sits there like noone else is here… wait.. he just called me chubs, I cant believe this… now he just called me a moron… no wate… I quess hes talking about the fat guy Van on the game… but I still think hes ignoring me…
Hour 2 and one and two – im beginning to regret this… the food is gone (thanks to tony) and now hes blaming me for it. Unbelievable
Hour 2 and one and 3 – turns out tony was all wrong… he was supposed to fill the watering can so it would have water in it… well the good thing is that he really wasn’t ignoring me… maybe it was just me ignoring myself..
Hour 2 and 1 and 4 – tony goes to dig
Hour 2 and 1 and 5 – tony finds a fossil
Hour 2 and 1 and 6 – already 2 hours and 16 mintues into the stay… hope I can make it w/o any food… tony finds a tablet with a picture and a crystal…
Hour 2 and 1 and 7 – tony finds a “pretty” ore and then a another “ugly” (pretty) ore.
Hour 2 and 1 and 8 – tony finds something weird
Hour 2 and 2 and 0 – ive ben herein things in the closet… I think it might be one of those strange monters that come out and attack kids who try and stay in theree room for 24 hours… but ill show that thing whose boss…
Hour 2 and 2 and 2 – just remembered the bet that jared gave me and tony, he said we could only stay in this room for 18 hours… well we’ll show him!!!
Hour 2and 2 and 2 – I lost the game
Hour 2 and 2 and 3 – we thhhink Patrick cheated… and Van’s IS open today!
Hour 2 and 2 and 6 – mmmm!! These grapes are just delicious!!!!
Hour 2 and 2 and 8 – I have decided to share my biggest and darkest secret with you…
Hour 2 and 2 and 9 – I have just come to realization again that we only have 21 hours and 31 minutes left
Hour 2 and 3 and 1 – tony still lyin on ground playin Harvest Moon and gamecube… when will he realize that came rili isn’t that cool?
Hour 2 and 3 and 3 – tony just told me that he thinks the game is “hip” well actually cool, but you get the point… I hope he makes it, I don’t want him to think this game is cool!
Hour 2 and 3 and 4 – im beginning to think this is getting a little personal between us… he keep asking why im looking at him… I guess he doesn’t realize what he’s realy become…
Hour 2 and thirty and six – Trenten is a doofis
Hour 2 and thirty and seven – tony just told me… well I guess im wrong…
Hour 3 and five and zero – well bathroom break 2 in about 10 minutes… cant wait! No literally
Hour 3 and five and four – almost time… I may not be able to make it! Please help…
Hour 3 and five and seven – well only three minutes left… but that doesn’t matter anymore… im fine now…
Hour 3 and five and eight – im so excited this is my first bathroom break!!!! Well only for me… tony fell into the temptation of changing his contacts and left the previous time…
Hour 4 – ITS TIME!!!!!!
Hour 4 and zero and two – it was worth the wait… trust me.
Hour 4 and twenty – Trenten called me “cupcake”
Hour 4 and forty and seven – …
Hour 5 and ten – well time for bed
Hour 5 and fifteen – tony decided to sacrifice his life for me even though I am bullet proof
Hour 5 and seventeen – tony told me he loves me… he tells me he mistaked me for his mother
Hour 11 and seventeen – I woke up but it looks like tony may not make it…
Hour 11 and thirty three – well cant wait until the next bathroom break… I might not be able to make it again, but then again I would be fine quicker and not have to wait as long…
Hour 11 and forty seven – tony started to choke me… I think its getting personal again…
Hour 11 and fifty and two – found poison ivy on leg. Need itch cream.
Hour 12 and zero – Trenten went to bathroom, can’t wait for my turn
Hour 12 and two – Tony is now in the bathroom… he needs itch cream… I could use some too, got the ivy on my leg as well… please send
Hour 12 and eight – opening peach jar. Yummy yummy. Oh so delish
Hour 12 and fifty four - Trenten is excited… he got a vulnerary
Hour 13 and three - Wrys is jealous of lena and taking all of her staves
Hour 14 and twenty – madalyn comes in and gives us some burger king with mayonnaise… disgusting!!!! We almost threw up all over the place
Hour 14 and thirty and two – I (Trenten) killed a fly with my bare hand… it fell in the cheerios… they are now cursed
Hour 14 and fourty - still arguing about the cheerios. I am fuming and ready to beat Trenten with my aldi water. Trenten is mad at me for calling him a cheerio waster. Our cheerio resources are almost depleted. This may be my last entry
Hour 14 and fourty and one – JK
Hour 14 and forty and three – we have gone crazy over the cheerios… if they run out we may possible not make it out of here… tony just poured them all out the window… that clumsy fool!
Hour 14 and forty and four – tony now making me his slave… does he not realize the powers that I have within myself…. Tony says what powers?
Hour 14 and forty and five – Trenten just ripped my leg off with a chainsaw that came out of his belly button. Sweet powers!
Hour 14 and forty and six – Trenten is leaving me for my wallet. Was it something I said?
Hour 14 and fifty and five – tony calls me a loser multiple times for not being able to do special things… I guess he just doesn’t understand
Hour 14 and fifty and six – tony kills me (in Kirby airride) I think this might be getting personal again… lets just hope not…
Hour 15 and one – tony wants me to stop him
Hour 15 and two – tony doesn’t see it… and less than 9 hours left…. Less than 3 hours till we beat jareds bet (jareds bet: $100 each)
Hour 15 and eleven – tentions mounting… tony bullying me and I cant stand it… he said I deserve it… I guess he still doesn’t understand
Hour 15 and sixteen – tony has bloody nose and madalyn comes in and asks about movies
Hour 15 and twenty and three – tony bleeds on bed
Hour 16 and seventeen – we missed bathroom break. Trenten’s bladder exploded so we used duct tape to fix it and now we are playing football with it.
Hour 17 and fifteen - Trenten slapped me 3 times then grabbed my neck and started throughing me around. Almost dea……
Hour 17 and forty and four – tony going crazy with donkey konga beat game… making loud noises with clap feature… tony trying to beat me on Louie Louie song
Hour 17 and forty and six – Louie Louie !!!!!... tony trying to beat me on Louie Louie still
Hour 17 and forty and eight – tony still trying to beat me on the song Louie Louie
Hour 17 and fifty and one – tony still trying to beat me on Louie Louie
Hour 17 and fifty and three – tony still trying to beat me
Hour 17 and fifty and five – tony still trying to beat me on Louie Louie… five minutes till bathroom break
Hour 17 and fifty and seven – after trial and error multiple times, tony still can’t beat the score that I have gotten on Louie Louie… will he give up all hope and quit after the bathroom break is over? Or will he keep on going and pursue his dreams to become and allstar in the ways of the donkey konka beat?
Hour 17 and fifty and eight – only two minutes till next bathroom break… cant wait, seeing as though we missed the previous one almost two hours ago… and tony still trying to beat me on Louie Louie
Hour 17 and fifty and nine – tony still trying to beat me and only one minute till the bathroom!!! Tony beat his record by 8! He’s so happy!!!! He doesn’t want to beat me but wants to break 300!!!
Hour 18 – bathroom break!!! Finally
Hour 18 and one – we beat jareds bet… he now owes us each $100
Hour 18 and two – tony trying to get over 300 on Louie Louie
Hour 18 and three – tony gets over 300… now he is trying to beat my record… only 100 or so more to go…. Will he forget to use the bathroom? I will give him till hour 18 and five
Hour 18 and four – Tony “I can do this!” he comes over to read log and realizes he almost missed the bathroom break
Hour 18 and five – absolutely nothing happening, tony still in bathroom
Hour 18 and six – tony arrives back
Hour 18 and seven – tony reading log
Hour 18 and eight – tony is getting annoyed with how many log entries I make
Hour 18 and thirteen – tony goes on his last try to beat me
Hour 18 and seventeen – Trenten has beaten his record… the cheater.
Hour 18 and fifty and six – trying to swallow up-side-down
Hour 19 Coming Soon!
Hour 19 – well we made it thus far and thus we have thouest beaten jared by oneth houreth.
Hour 19 and one – after all that fun and damage we have fallen short of it all and becometh bored
Hour 19 and three – tony comes at me with a giant fork and a strange look in his eyes… I slap him in the face and he comes back to reality…. He now grow a horn and stabbed me with it… ouch the burns!!!! Good… I ripped it off
Hour 19 and thirty – tony’s dad comes with delicious pizza from little ceasars… also breadsticks
Hour 19 and fifty – finish pizza
Hour 20 – bathroom break
Hour 21 and forty and five – playing against each other in fire emblem
Hour 22 and thirty and four – tony playing fire emblem… just stopped playing wirelessly… less than 1 ½ hours left till the great outdoors
Hour 22 and fifty and three – playing donkey konga again…. Do you think you love me? (song tony is playing) only and hour and 7 minutes!!!!
Hour 23 and thirty – only 30 more minutes until we conquer what noone thought we could…
Hour 23 and thirty and three – pulling off pitchmen (mostly billy mays) combos
Hour 23 and fourty and two - Trenten puts duct tape on hand then waves around and says “I surrender”
Hour 23 and fifty and two - we are almost out, and moral is rising. It is almost finally over.
Hour 24 and one – we are finally done! We are the champions. We are overjoyed here. The celebration is incredible. Balloons, ponies rides, fair rides, games, and fireworks. It is such a beautiful sight.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
What Things are Really Made of
Pencil: These beasts are made entirely out of wood. Nothing else. The outside is wood, and so is the stuff inside that helps you write stuff down. You may not think that it is wood, but it is. It is actually a special kind of wood that is found only in the southern most parts of Yugoslavia. But what about the eraser? There is no way that can be made of wood! False. It is made of wood. You're just not cool enough to realize such simple things. This wood, however, cannot be found in most parts of the world. Not even in the southern most parts of Yugoslavia. This wood can be found on the South-East side of Jupiter. You must go to the city of Ember, and when you see an inhabitant of the native land, you must give them a complement using the glaring method. They will then proceed to give you special wood that can erase.
Imagination: Although this is not an actually object you can touch, it can still be made of something. Most people think that the imagination is made of Images, and Nations. However, that is completely wrong. The imagination is actually made of unicorns, and rainbows, and smiles, and candy, and joy, and happiness, and big white fluffy clouds (the clouds that look really cool and look like pillows that you wish you could lay on).
Clocks: Many folks (that's a German based word) think that clocks are made up of many gadgets and gizmos and other random stuff like that. But. They. Are. Not. Clocks are actually made of clocks. Yes, clocks. A clock is something that is actually grown a mile under the ground in South America in the mountains of Venezuela. These clocks are then sent around the world and sold. The reason people say they were "hand-made" and are made of expensive things, is just so they can sell them for more, and make you pay them more when you need to get your clock fixed.
Imagination: Although this is not an actually object you can touch, it can still be made of something. Most people think that the imagination is made of Images, and Nations. However, that is completely wrong. The imagination is actually made of unicorns, and rainbows, and smiles, and candy, and joy, and happiness, and big white fluffy clouds (the clouds that look really cool and look like pillows that you wish you could lay on).
Clocks: Many folks (that's a German based word) think that clocks are made up of many gadgets and gizmos and other random stuff like that. But. They. Are. Not. Clocks are actually made of clocks. Yes, clocks. A clock is something that is actually grown a mile under the ground in South America in the mountains of Venezuela. These clocks are then sent around the world and sold. The reason people say they were "hand-made" and are made of expensive things, is just so they can sell them for more, and make you pay them more when you need to get your clock fixed.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Red Vines
Today I ate some Red Vines. They were delicious.
What do you like better?
Red Vines? or Twizzlers?
Please vote in the comments section.
What do you like better?
Red Vines? or Twizzlers?
Please vote in the comments section.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
A Blog Update
This may be very sad to most of our readers, but we are making some changes to DuckmanConnections.
First of all, we don't have much time to make a blog post everyday. Our lives are very busy. If we do end up writing a post, it is usually posted around 11, which is too late. We love our sleep.
We are not going to stop posting, however, we will be posting less. We will try and post twice a week, although we aren't sure how well that will go either. So we will post when we feel like it. I know this is sad, but it is for the better of our health. Maybe some time in the future we will be posting more, but for now we will not be posting very often.
We are very sorry about this, but it is the destiny of the blog as of now.
First of all, we don't have much time to make a blog post everyday. Our lives are very busy. If we do end up writing a post, it is usually posted around 11, which is too late. We love our sleep.
We are not going to stop posting, however, we will be posting less. We will try and post twice a week, although we aren't sure how well that will go either. So we will post when we feel like it. I know this is sad, but it is for the better of our health. Maybe some time in the future we will be posting more, but for now we will not be posting very often.
We are very sorry about this, but it is the destiny of the blog as of now.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
The story about Franklin (as much as we know)
Once there was a young child named Frederick Charles III. He grew up often wondering why he was named that, since no one else in his family was ever named Frederick Charles or any mixture of the names. He also often ate Popsicles. Frederick Charles III (we'll call him Anteater from New Brunswick for short) was a very friendly person, speaking to nearly everyone he met. Except Bartholomew. He never spoke to Bartholomew. Anyway, he was so friendly that he became incredibly famous for being friends with just about everyone (except Bartholomew). Eventually, people decided that they ought to take records of all his friends, just so they could have a big book of his friends that they could read. They began to keep track of everyone he spoke with, which was pretty much everyone, and they wrote as much of the information they could find about these people. These records were so accurate that many years later, historians used them to find out more about people in the past. They found a person in the records who did not exist according to any other historical documents. In fact, one document was found stating that he did not exist. His name was Franklin. The only information in the book was this: "Franklin. Born in 35-orange. Donut Salesman." The document saying he didn't exist said only this: "Franklin. Born in 35-orange. Donut Salesman. Does/has/never will exist." The only other information found in that document was: "I guess he just never liked the idea of talking to me." No author was recorded, just the letter B.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
What Real People DO While YOU Read Our Blog
Right now I am typing. Enjoy:
Having a life
Having a baby
Hanging with friends
Eating with friends
Talking with friends
Running with friends
Talking like chipmunks
Throwing lasagna
Singing about Oreos
Driving people crazy
Driving cars
Driving golf balls
Getting skin cancer
Generalizing
Getting angry
Getting mad
Getting frustrated
Getting furious
Getting irritated
Using synonyms
Itching their back
Backing their itch
Cleaning the house
Being annoying
Being loud
Watching their Television
Watching their neighbor's Television
Waiting on the world to change
Greeting strangers
Driving a bus
Going to school
Sharpening a pencil
Watching the clock
Watching the neighbor's clock
Falling in love
Climbing out of the love they fell in
Writing their name backwards
Learning Spanish
Forgetting Spanish
Losing their voice
Taking a shower
Being abducted
Exploring their new horizons
Walking like a penguin
Being lame
Staring at goats
Saying “CHEESE”
Hating cheese
Partying because someone is still alive after a certain number of years
Making lists
Being critical
Trying to obtain Badgillionair status
Changing their Facebook status
Deleting the internet
Having a small fry
Shopping online
Getting a great deal
Finding out they got ripped off
Acting like a skunk
Trying to hear silence
Blowing in the wind
Fighting the urge to burst into song
Buying a house
Feeding their tiger
Reconnecting with old friends
Dyeing their hair
Being short
Talking Slowly
Finding their twin
Minimizing their already low self-confidence
Attempting to be invisible
Stepping in something
Making a pizza
Taking photos
Giving their cat a fiddle
Jumping over the moon
Making their dog laugh
Running away with the spoon
Doing a word search
Remembering their password
Lying to themselves
Eating ice cream with coca-cola at 3:00 AM in the middle of a park
Saving the lumberjack
Trying to make a frog and toad be friends
Running out of ideas
Stopping soon
Finishing the task
Writing the end
Credit for this idea goes to Mr. Bosma
He is not duckman approved
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Having a baby
Hanging with friends
Eating with friends
Talking with friends
Running with friends
Talking like chipmunks
Throwing lasagna
Singing about Oreos
Driving people crazy
Driving cars
Driving golf balls
Getting skin cancer
Generalizing
Getting angry
Getting mad
Getting frustrated
Getting furious
Getting irritated
Using synonyms
Itching their back
Backing their itch
Cleaning the house
Being annoying
Being loud
Watching their Television
Watching their neighbor's Television
Waiting on the world to change
Greeting strangers
Driving a bus
Going to school
Sharpening a pencil
Watching the clock
Watching the neighbor's clock
Falling in love
Climbing out of the love they fell in
Writing their name backwards
Learning Spanish
Forgetting Spanish
Losing their voice
Taking a shower
Being abducted
Exploring their new horizons
Walking like a penguin
Being lame
Staring at goats
Saying “CHEESE”
Hating cheese
Partying because someone is still alive after a certain number of years
Making lists
Being critical
Trying to obtain Badgillionair status
Changing their Facebook status
Deleting the internet
Having a small fry
Shopping online
Getting a great deal
Finding out they got ripped off
Acting like a skunk
Trying to hear silence
Blowing in the wind
Fighting the urge to burst into song
Buying a house
Feeding their tiger
Reconnecting with old friends
Dyeing their hair
Being short
Talking Slowly
Finding their twin
Minimizing their already low self-confidence
Attempting to be invisible
Stepping in something
Making a pizza
Taking photos
Giving their cat a fiddle
Jumping over the moon
Making their dog laugh
Running away with the spoon
Doing a word search
Remembering their password
Lying to themselves
Eating ice cream with coca-cola at 3:00 AM in the middle of a park
Saving the lumberjack
Trying to make a frog and toad be friends
Running out of ideas
Stopping soon
Finishing the task
Writing the end
Credit for this idea goes to Mr. Bosma
He is not duckman approved
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
The Biography of Haam
At the moment, I am sitting in a dimly lit room all by myself, having the time of my life...
First of all, this biography may be short compared to all the other biographies you have read throughout your life, but you're just going to have to deal with it. You may also be wondering who Haam is. To help you better understand the biography, I will tell you that Haam is the locker of Max and I. Haam is a very loyal friend, who loves us dearly, which can be proved hence a love note in our locker (from Haam).
The Biography...
The Beginning:
Haam was born in the early 200s, near present day Italy. Haam lived in Italy for his whole childhood, but then later moved on to better and more important things. Haam's childhood only lasted for a mere 20 years, when Haam's parents kicked Haam out of the clan to live on Haam's own.
Family Information:
(All the information you need for Haam's family is in the above picture).
Lifetime Accomplishments:
Haam in known as the most accomplished locker in all of history. In fact, if Haam were a person, Haam would be considered the most accomplished human to ever live. This may seem like an exaggeration, but it's not. Trust me.
Haam has survived many of the world's difficulties including Black Death, helping to found Rome, Discovering the New World, and Inventing the Internet.
Important Events:
Black Death: In 1348, Haam was experimenting with strange chemicals for a science project Haam was working on. During the testing, Haam accidentally spilled some of the chemicals all over the ground. Haam tried to wipe up the mess before it was too late, however Haam was too late. The chemicals created a new bacteria which had spread miles within the first few seconds of being dropped. Haam was devastated that it would cause something this horrible. This bacteria then spread across most of Europe killing millions of people. Haam was afraid that Haam would be found out and put in prison for the rest of Haam's life. So Haam went into hiding for over a hundred years, waiting for Haam's time to be able to escape from Europe forever.
Discovering the New World: in 1492, nearly 150 years after creating the Black Death, Haam figured out how Haam could escape. Haam would help Christopher Columbus search for the New World. However, Chris didn't want Haam to come along, because he only wanted humans that were able to help. Sadly, Haam is a locker. So Haam decided to sneak on the ship in the middle of the night, so no one would ever know Haam was on the ship when it left the dock. The night before the ship left, Haam was able to sneak onto the ship. No one ever knew Haam had done this, until 2 days before they found the New World. When everyone had found Haam out, they were going to shove him overboard. However, Haam screamed as loud as Haam could, and pointed in a direction. Everyone wanted to know where Haam was pointed to, and looked the other way. To their surprise, Haam had found the New World.
Inventing the Internet: This is one of Haam's better work. One weekend, Haam was sitting in its basement all alone, because no one wanted to hang out with Haam. Haam got so bored that Haam decided to play with some cords and other electrical things like that. After 10 minutes of messing around and connecting wires to random things, Haam had created something. To Haam's surprise, Haam had created one of the greatest things known to man... the internet! At first Haam didn't know quite what to do. Haam first kept it a secret, then realized there wasn't really any point in that. So Haam told the world about Haam's discovery, and became very famous. To this day, people still use the internet. Big surprise, I know.
Founding Rome: While creating the internet, Haam also created a time machine. Haam decided to try out this time machine, and went back to 758 B.C. just for the fun of it. Little did Haam know, that this was the date when Rome was being founded. However, the founders weren't quite sure how to build Rome. With Haam's amazing brain, Haam created a blue print for the whole city and gave it to the builders. The builders used Haam's idea, and created Rome, which became a powerful city later on, thanks to Haam giving them the blue prints, and telling them how to run the government.
There you go. That's the biography of Haam, the greatest locker in the world.
Thanks to Alyssa for coming up with the brilliant idea for this post.
First of all, this biography may be short compared to all the other biographies you have read throughout your life, but you're just going to have to deal with it. You may also be wondering who Haam is. To help you better understand the biography, I will tell you that Haam is the locker of Max and I. Haam is a very loyal friend, who loves us dearly, which can be proved hence a love note in our locker (from Haam).
The Biography...
The Beginning:
Haam was born in the early 200s, near present day Italy. Haam lived in Italy for his whole childhood, but then later moved on to better and more important things. Haam's childhood only lasted for a mere 20 years, when Haam's parents kicked Haam out of the clan to live on Haam's own.
Family Information:
(All the information you need for Haam's family is in the above picture).
Lifetime Accomplishments:
Haam in known as the most accomplished locker in all of history. In fact, if Haam were a person, Haam would be considered the most accomplished human to ever live. This may seem like an exaggeration, but it's not. Trust me.
Haam has survived many of the world's difficulties including Black Death, helping to found Rome, Discovering the New World, and Inventing the Internet.
Important Events:
Black Death: In 1348, Haam was experimenting with strange chemicals for a science project Haam was working on. During the testing, Haam accidentally spilled some of the chemicals all over the ground. Haam tried to wipe up the mess before it was too late, however Haam was too late. The chemicals created a new bacteria which had spread miles within the first few seconds of being dropped. Haam was devastated that it would cause something this horrible. This bacteria then spread across most of Europe killing millions of people. Haam was afraid that Haam would be found out and put in prison for the rest of Haam's life. So Haam went into hiding for over a hundred years, waiting for Haam's time to be able to escape from Europe forever.
Discovering the New World: in 1492, nearly 150 years after creating the Black Death, Haam figured out how Haam could escape. Haam would help Christopher Columbus search for the New World. However, Chris didn't want Haam to come along, because he only wanted humans that were able to help. Sadly, Haam is a locker. So Haam decided to sneak on the ship in the middle of the night, so no one would ever know Haam was on the ship when it left the dock. The night before the ship left, Haam was able to sneak onto the ship. No one ever knew Haam had done this, until 2 days before they found the New World. When everyone had found Haam out, they were going to shove him overboard. However, Haam screamed as loud as Haam could, and pointed in a direction. Everyone wanted to know where Haam was pointed to, and looked the other way. To their surprise, Haam had found the New World.
Inventing the Internet: This is one of Haam's better work. One weekend, Haam was sitting in its basement all alone, because no one wanted to hang out with Haam. Haam got so bored that Haam decided to play with some cords and other electrical things like that. After 10 minutes of messing around and connecting wires to random things, Haam had created something. To Haam's surprise, Haam had created one of the greatest things known to man... the internet! At first Haam didn't know quite what to do. Haam first kept it a secret, then realized there wasn't really any point in that. So Haam told the world about Haam's discovery, and became very famous. To this day, people still use the internet. Big surprise, I know.
Founding Rome: While creating the internet, Haam also created a time machine. Haam decided to try out this time machine, and went back to 758 B.C. just for the fun of it. Little did Haam know, that this was the date when Rome was being founded. However, the founders weren't quite sure how to build Rome. With Haam's amazing brain, Haam created a blue print for the whole city and gave it to the builders. The builders used Haam's idea, and created Rome, which became a powerful city later on, thanks to Haam giving them the blue prints, and telling them how to run the government.
There you go. That's the biography of Haam, the greatest locker in the world.
Thanks to Alyssa for coming up with the brilliant idea for this post.
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