What Things are Really Made of

Pencil: These beasts are made entirely out of wood. Nothing else. The outside is wood, and so is the stuff inside that helps you write stuff down. You may not think that it is wood, but it is. It is actually a special kind of wood that is found only in the southern most parts of Yugoslavia. But what about the eraser? There is no way that can be made of wood! False. It is made of wood. You're just not cool enough to realize such simple things. This wood, however, cannot be found in most parts of the world. Not even in the southern most parts of Yugoslavia. This wood can be found on the South-East side of Jupiter. You must go to the city of Ember, and when you see an inhabitant of the native land, you must give them a complement using the glaring method. They will then proceed to give you special wood that can erase.

Imagination: Although this is not an actually object you can touch, it can still be made of something. Most people think that the imagination is made of Images, and Nations. However, that is completely wrong. The imagination is actually made of unicorns, and rainbows, and smiles, and candy, and joy, and happiness, and big white fluffy clouds (the clouds that look really cool and look like pillows that you wish you could lay on).

Clocks: Many folks (that's a German based word) think that clocks are made up of many gadgets and gizmos and other random stuff like that. But. They. Are. Not. Clocks are actually made of clocks. Yes, clocks. A clock is something that is actually grown a mile under the ground in South America in the mountains of Venezuela. These clocks are then sent around the world and sold. The reason people say they were "hand-made" and are made of expensive things, is just so they can sell them for more, and make you pay them more when you need to get your clock fixed.