Max, Tony, Zak and I went up north and stayed in a cabin for 3 days and 2 nights. We made sure to keep a LOG of what we did so we could share it with the Duckman Community.
Enjoy.
Day 1:
4:54 - Trenten calls Tony wondering where he is.
5:10 - Tony arrives at the Vruwink's household out of breath.
Then - arrived a la supermercado. Walked (as may be later demonstrated on duckmanconnections).
Then, then - arrived at the dwelling place. unarmed. (about 6:40)
Ate Pizza. (must squeak) - voice cracking
Watched a Movie
-In no specific order...
10:50 - went outside and stood there for the first time.
10:52 - jumped in hot tub. Now the hot tub is indoors and hot, while the outside is covered in show. Don't make me explain the details of what must be done.
11:15 - Sweet Holy Moly! we stuffed our bellies like Lebron stuffs Michael Jackson.
11:30 - The (extremely hard) slapping commences! (Now this is what Michael Jackson would to do Lebron). There are intense bending-overs from extreme pain.
"In two words, you're screwed" - Tony
"It hurts max, he killed me" - Trent. "Ugh"!
11:52 - we finally finish catching up on our log.
11:54 - we take our positions. ;)
11:57 - . . . Why does love always feel like a battlefield? Armor is failing. Wounds have been inflicted. The plans are forming all or nothing. Tony uses body armor and clothes are immediately outlawed.
Day 2:
0:00 - The bong (as in: a dull, resonant sound, as of a large bell. NOT the other meaning.) sounds!!! PAIN, DOOM, TORTURE! The alliance looses. Horribly. 'Nuf said.
0:03 - The voting resulted in the end of the war. What a sad end. We look forward to the battles of the future.
"Okay, everyone died. Even Big Buffalo."
"We don't want to appear to have any race affiliation." IYKWIM
LEGEND OF BIG BUFFALO
In a war between Indian tribes, there was a man named Big Buffalo. Big Buffalo was a large man. He was 11' and 650 kgs. He always wears Aviators with 1 ft. diameter lenses. He was in the war of the two Indian tribes. The only war between Native American sides in which one did not win. Buffalo Bill frolicked through the plains, grabbing people, and tearing them in half while throwing them onto his back. In the chaos, he accidentally grabbed and tossed two buffaloes over his shoulder. Each of Big Buffalo's parents were about 2 1/2 feet tall. You know what they always say: If it's Popsicle, it's Buffalo... Suddenly a member of the opposing tribe, Tiny Squirt, jumped up writing "Buffaloes suck" on his belly with sharpie. Big Buffalo jabbed his hand through Tiny Squirt and plopped Tiny Squirt onto the pile on his back. Big Buffalo looked down i horror at the tiny sharpie marker message added to the 7 spears already stabbed into his stomach. He collapsed to his knees, arms outstretched to the sky crying "Platypusses eat Harry mammals!!! . . . often." Holding this dying posture for years to come . . . he eventually was covered with copper to preserve his form, and then after many more centuries, he sighed. After a couple more generation came and went, he finally died. "How did he last so long without food or drink?" Morons usually ask. The secret lies in photosynthesis. Through these last fatal decades he suffocated under the copper.
0:27 - we still have scars to prove our battle at High Noon. Also the stories of Big Buffalo cease.
0:29 - Start getting ready for bed.
0:58 - Everyone, except max, hop into bed.
1:01ish - max then hops in as well.
9:00 - We all wake up, except for Tony.
9:30 - Tony wakes up.
9:35 - Tony is told about his sexy hair.
9:37 - Tony checks out his sexy hair.
9:40 - Tony realizes the time for his log post is off.
9:48 - Tony fixes it.
9:49 - Trenten lip-syncs opera.
9:55 - Zak makes a pancake bigger than his face.
10:06 - Well you know what they always say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
10:28 - Trent once again reenacts Big Buffalo on the rafters. Tony mistakes him for a hawk.
10:45 - We leave to go sledding. We put on our snowy gear and head out.
12:02 - We spell "You Suk" with our bodies on the hilltop.
11:00 - 1:30 - We sled down monstrous hills and demolish our frail bodies.
2:00 - ate sub sandwiches.
3:00 - played MindTrap for a while, while laying around the living room.
4:00 - "We started playing that Pokemon thing: - Max <-- Not really. We actually began the thing where you write a sentence and the next person draws that, etc....
6:10 - "I'll try it again, I guess somebody unplugged it, whoops!" (slap) - Max. (said in the time it takes to slap someone on the back.)
6:19 - "Then he bounces on his nose, and wins." - Max
7:35 - Finally finish dinner and cleaning up. Tony eats massive quantities of twizzlers.
7:45 - "ohohohohohoohohohoho!" - Trenten (while tony puts his feet under Trenten on Trenten's bed.)
7:50 - started watching 'Bourne Supremacy'
9:48 - Tony answers the text Becca sent him while we are eating Ice cream around the table. But is Becca her real name??? What is this you may ask? This is . . Mud, Kip!
9:50 - "Pokemon" - Tony. "Pokemon!" "Pookeemoon!"
9:54 - "We just spent 5 minutes talking about Pokemon" - Trent
"Pokemon this, pokemon that. I'm just sayin' . . . Pokemon!" - Trent
"And we'll all have pokemon tatoos on our chest!" - Trent
"Well: digimon sucks!" - Trent
9:59 - we have a conversation on the secret vortex of times that texts are sent.
10:00 - The gongs sounds. Yess. Theys dos.
10:01 - "1. 40. 9. POKEMON!" - In unison by Max, Tony, and Trenten.
10:02 - This quote can be explained. It probably won't be. But you never know. (The above quote)
10:04 - "I am cool" - Trent (Everyone snickers, and not the candy bar)
10:06 - After re-reading the log, we have discovered that you think all we talk about is Pokemon. This may or may not be true. "I guess: - Trent
10:35 - Went into hot tub. It was warm.
11:11.11 - "The initial FTWAP!" - Tony
Day 3:
0:00 - Zak hits the sack
1:00 - Trenten soon follows
2:37 - Max and Tony suffer paranoia
3:48 - Tony and Max hit the sack
9:30 - Zak gets up
10:00 - Trent and Max get up
11:05 - "Oh man! I just stepped in a pile of wet." - Trent
11:25 - Tony gets up.
11:35 - Sometimes you have to break a few omelets to make an egg. In ancient times, omelet was slang for chicken. This existed long before the other saying.
11:37 - Trent hides Tony's phone.
12:03 - Tony begins interrogation of Trenten ZOINKS!
12:07 - Loud screams echo throughout the house, because of wet willy's. Max comes in and starts watching.
12:10 - Trenten gets away, running downstairs. Tony sprints after him and tackles him to the ground.
12:11 - Interrogation continues and the extreme loud screaming soon follows.
12:15 - Trenten needs to stop.
12:16 - Interrogation failed.
12:27 - "I am the toastmaster" - Trent
12:49 - Max drips Blue Hawaiian punch all over the table.
12:51 - "You're a sausage" - Tony
12:55 - Trenten invades Tony's space.
12:56 - We talk over max's worthlessness in the whole interrogation ordeal.
12:57 - "Tony was a better friend than you Max. At least he did something!" - Trent
1:04 - "He'll just do whatever he can to get friends" - Max
"Hey! Real friends don't have to be reindeer!" - Trent
"When was Rudolph invented?" - Tony
1:05 - "Y'know, I'm depressed" - Tony
1:06 - We talk about mocking Rudolph. And Rudolph's psychological problems.
1:09 - Tony and Trenten pull out their phones and text like mad.
"Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer . . ." - Tony
"POKEMON!" - Trent
1:10 - "That's just going too far. Now this, YA!" - Trent
1:14 - Trenten goes downstairs. IYKWIM
1:17 - "What kind of idiot has a shiny nose? A shiny RED nose?" - Tony
"Well, a clown, but I guess they are pretty stupid." - Tony
1:19 - "I hope the snow is not literally snowing" - Max
"Max, you're ridonkulous." - Trent
1:24 - "Quick Zak, throw a pen at them" - Max
1:27 - Max decides he wants to start wearing clothing.
1:46 - We are packed, waiting for dishwasher.
2:22 - We left the house :(
2:34 - Just passed Duck Lake State Park.
2:38 - We talk about how we barely logged anything about that pokemon thing, even though we played it for hours on end.
3:19 - "He gets into the song" - Max
3:22 - Tony and Trenten get all up in each others bizness (ghetto accent)
3:23 - We pass 53 turkeys.
3:25 - "Duck" - Trenten. Trent mistakes a hawk for a duck.
3:31 - Max's favorite song comes on the radio - 'I want to wish you a merry Christmas'.
3:35 -"A bood a be doo" - Trent
3:36 - We discover Rudolph clones himself into Rudy.
3:41 - Tony is dropped off.
3:42 - Trenten is dropped off at his house.
And that is it. That is the log we wrote.
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