Unsolved Mysteries - Bigfoot

Welcome to Unsolved Mysteries: where we give you the truth on what has never been told before.

Today's episode is on Bigfoot. You know, that hairy creature with not-really big feet.

With the name Bigfoot, you would think it would be some monster with a big foot. But it's not. It's just some hairy man. Like a goat man. However, Goat Man has horns, and looks a little more like a human. You could say Goat Man looks a little like Mr. Tumnus, except for goatish like in the features.

Anyway, on with the truth!

Spotting's:

Bigfoot has been spotted all over America. How can this be? The truth is less than obvious. After doing many hours of research, the answer has been found. Bigfoot can teleport, and clone himself. So, one person may see him in Texas, and at the same time, someone might see him in India. This amazed all the scientists who did the study, for they never thought something like that was even possible.

A more recent spotting was in Michigan. Luckily, we have a photo to prove it.

The Michigan Bigfoot

You may be thinking to yourself, What is this? That ain't no Bigfoot! Well, first off, ain't is not a real word. Please, learn some correct English before thinking like that. Secondly, even though it may not look exactly like the Bigfoot you are used to seeing, it looks very similar. Here is a picture of the one you are thinking of.

The Bigfoot you are thinking of

Do you not see how similar they are? Look at the stance. One arm is pointed forwards, whilst the other is pointing in a some what backward direction. Now look at the head. See how in both pictures, the body is walking, but the head is turned toward the camera? Coincidence? I think NOT! Lastly, look at the picture quality of both. The quality of both pictures are very poor. Hence, they are both Bigfoot.

Mysteries:

Now, there really aren't that many mysteries about Bigfoot. The only mystery, is if it is actually real.

Because there is really no mysteries, I will propose a scenario.

THE SCENARIO:

One day you walk down the street. Your hand are all full of clay. You ask a guy where you can get some kabobs, and he suddenly runs away. You then realize that that was actually Bigfoot. Or so you thought. But how will you ever know if it really was Bigfoot. Because of this close encounter, you are now a believer in Bigfoot, and the question of whether he exists or not is constantly on your mind. Never leaving you, but never with you for more than 3 hours at a time.

The other mystery is the true color of Bigfoot. Is it gray? Brown? Black? Yellow? Red? Polka-dot? Rainbow? The world may never know.


So there you go. Now you know the truth about Bigfoot. (The two things I told you. But whatever, You will soon learn...)