The Inconvenient Truth “Hands and Feet”
Although many people may think that their hands are connected to their arms, is actually a fallacy. But before I can explain this, I must tell you the background of hands and feet. Charles T. Karl, founded the organization that gave all humans both hands and feet. However, when they created this phenomenon, they made the hands connected to the legs and the feet connected to the arms. Although this may seem awfully confusing, it is not. You may be thinking how are feet were connected to our arms and our hands were connected to our legs, but actually, they looked the same then as they do now. The names of these two things have been changed, because the new human race thought that hands should belong of arms, and feet should belong on legs.
The Inconvenient Truth “Everything You Don’t Really Need to Know”
You may be asking yourself, how can this paper be on everything I didn’t really need to know, and I am here to tell you that this is possible in many different ways. One way is that I will be telling you no matter what you think or what you do. Now to begin with the first topic of the inconvenient truthness. The first thing you didn’t really need to know is that there is a leprechaun behind YOUR BACK!!!! And he has a pot of gold in it. Well, ok, there really isn’t, but if there was, you should tackle him as quick as possible, and then take the gold to the nearest furnace, and burn it, mixing it with iron and raw cowhide, so that it will no longer ever be pure gold. Well, that was about everything you really didn’t need to know.
The Inconvenient Truth “Unicorns and Rainbows”
Many of you may not believe that these two things exist, but I am typing this paragraph to tell you that both of them actually do. Although you may not see them everyday, or even in a lifetime, they are there. If you would just take the time to look around, you would notice something in the sky that is colorful. If you ever had skittles before, you would know what this thing tastes like. But it you never had skittles before, then you probably should as soon as possible. Well, now you are thinking to yourself, well I guess rainbows exist, but do unicorns? And I am here to tell you that they do. Trust me. And if you don’t trust me, then I don’t know who you should trust, seeing as though any trustworthy person believes in unicorns.
The Inconvenient Truth “Lies”
The color green is actually not the color green. Unicorns don’t exist. Clocks don’t tell the time. Picture frames aren’t supposed to hold pictures. I did not type this. You are not reading this. You are not thinking what I thought you were thinking when I last thought that you were thinking that one thought that you thought you could think even though you couldn’t think that thought because you were thinking that other thought that was interfering with the thought that you thought you were thinking of, when you were thinking of thinking the thought that you had only dreamt of yesterday while sleeping on the couch after watching many movies that had to do with peanut butter. Roses are blue. Violets are red. Unless you spray paint them. These are actually truths, and that is not a lie.
The Inconvenient Truth “Staplers”
Staplers are a part of our everyday tasks. Without them, every human being with be hopeless. This is why Yosemite Pooper created this. One day, he had the thought of being able to connect many sheets of paper with a little metal thing. So, one day he decided that his dream would come true. So, he went into his garage and started working on this thing he would later call a stapler. He worked on his invention many days and many nights, until he did it. He came up with the thing that we now call the stapler.
--Made by Trent and Tony during the summer of 2009--
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