80 Things to Do When You Are Bored

1. Laugh hysterically
2. Become an evil scientist
3. Create a cure for death
4. Try not to think of penguins
5. Jump up and down
6. Write a useless story
7. Act confused
8. Talk in an accent
9. Play a board game
10. Create your own game
11. Pretend you’re a tree
12. Pretend a tree is you
13. Climb down the stairs
14. Fall up the stairs
15. Play Monopoly
16. Play with fire
17. Make a movie
18. Paint the floor
19. Carpet the ceiling
20. Pretend you’re in space
21. Drink lots of water
22. Play “Wii Bowling” until you get a perfect 300
23. Get all 10 “Out of the Park!” in home run derby on wii sports
24. Have a water balloon fight
25. Play games online at onemorelevel.com
26. Mow the carpet
27. Vacuum the lawn
28. Play hide-n-seek in the nearby woods
29. Go to the park
30. Have a friend over
31. Create your own “Things to do when you’re bored” list
32. Reread this whole list
33. Jump off your house with a garbage bag as a parachute
34. Watch all Lord of the Rings extended editions
35. Buy $5 worth of gum and eat it all at once
36. Run
37. Make a fire and roast marshmallows
38. Stay up for 48 hours straight
39. Throw playing cards
40. Sit in a room doing nothing for 4 hours
41. Count to 10,000 (by 1’s)
42. Watch Dora the Explorer
43. Figure out what number is one less than infinite
44. Write an inconvenient truth paper
45. Hate global warming
46. Play Wii Sports for 26 hours straight
47. Have a pillow fight
48. Stop reading this list
49. Wear all your clothes backwards
50. Figure our what W.I.P.C.O.V.S. stands for
51. Sit in your closet for a whole day
52. Break open a highlighter and get it all over the ground
53. Become another person
54. Read the dictionary
55. Run around the house 50 times
56. Play “Ghost in the Graveyard”
57. Play “Bloody Murder”
58. Egg some weeds
59. Chicken someone’s house
60. Eat an onion like you would an apple
61. Go pumpkin smashing
62. Play “Ball Tag”
63. Dress up as a knight and run around
64. Knight yourself
65. Become the queen of England
66. Become the king of England
67. Tape a friend to a chair using a whole roll of duct tape
68. Confess a crime you never committed
69. Pretend you are stuck in a box
70. Become a mime
71. Pretend you are in a mine field
72. Become a square root
73. Un-become a square root
74. Dare someone to become a calculator
75. Learn a new language
76. Speak Pig-Latin for the next hour
77. Write a research paper on Pokémon
78. Get lost
79. Be found
80. Tackle a big tree – and win

TPW