As our happy fellow pranced and danced through the meadow, two shots rang out. A moment later, a lone silhouette stepped out from the shadows cradling two Colt .45s. The silhouette yelled out " Yo, I think we got em!" in a husky yet soothing voice. Fifteen more figures took their places around the edge of the forest each with an earring in their nose and tattoos disfiguring their scalps. Suddenly the thick weeds parted and Duckman stepped out, bloody as a dog. A small dog nonetheless. (This event took place in HD) Looking at the shadows of the gang, Duckman noticed hairs on the back of the guys neck become erect. He gave a mighty bellow and beat his chest into a bloody pulp. Oops. He gathered his possessions and dropped them. Duckman then began to chant "QWERTY QWERTY QWERTY QWERTY." As he finished, one shot echoed throughout the Jungle. Our hero was standing among sixteen cadavers each with a collateral headshot. You may be wondering "where did this bullet come from?"(because D-man does not carry firearms) Turns out the Patriot Arrow was being tested in hostile situations all across the Ford Galaxy and had been hacked by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He had read a certain Duckman Blog, called up a certain author, and requested that his name be used in a life-changing novel.
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