Duck Pond

Over the past few (insert time period here), many companies have been releasing these Television Associated Books Looking Encima de Turtles (T.A.B.L.E.Ts). At the Duckman Headquarters we came up with a great idea; create our own T.A.B.L.E.T.

We call it...

The Duck Pond!

Here are the specs:

-The screen in a map of the Mediterranean Sea
-It has 1 to 2 billion games
-Weighs only 2 unites for easy storage
-Looks good next to lamps
-14 easy payment of $72.63
-3 easy functions
     - touch and it lights up
     - learn countries of the Mediterranean
     - when screen turns on, you can touch it
- 115 nanometer speakers
- Not available in Puerto Rico or Kansas
-Contains 37 jelly beans
- Enjoys moonlit walks in the park
-Needs weekly therapy sessions
-Need 16 AAAA batteries (which need to be replaced every 4 hours)
-Back button avoids your finger
-Comes with wheels
-No strings attached
- Doesn't look like summer squash
-Plays the opening notes of 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley at random intervals
- Eats you out of house and home
- You will be the life of the party
- Interrupts personal space
-Ruins romantic moments
-Randomly shoots silly string in all directions
- Moos periodically
- Makes a great white elephant gift
- Does your homework if you want to do well in school
-Hides your car keys. Effectively.

And Many More!

TPW, ADV, MJW