Friday, December 31, 2021

Battery Coalition Sacrifice

Batteries. 

You love them. I eat them. They make us each happy in our own special way.

Under most circumstances one would believe that our mutual love for batteries would allow us to create some sort of coalition, especially during these trying times.

However, after the recent news about batteries, all hopes of a battery coalition must be sacrificed. I honestly don't see any possible way that the two of us will ever be able to share the mutual love for batteries that we once held.

I know you are probably thinking that I'm giving up hope too quickly, but we both know the inevitable end that is coming for us all.

After this news it is even more crucial for us each to pick a side - you are either for the future of the battery or against it.

I urge you to join me.

Stay tuned for May 1, 2022. I hope to see you then.

Farewell.