Duckman Connections: March 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

A Wondrous Tale

A while ago (8th grade to be precise), Tony and I (Trenten) wrote a story. The story took quite a long time to write. The story, in its entirety, is about 23 pages. Obviously, that means it would be too long of a post for the blog, and no one would read the entire thing. Besides, not every part of the story is what many would call "golden". So, I have selected a few excerpts from the story, for you, to read. If you enjoy reading them, please tell us, and we can share more with you. Thank you.

"So then he went into his dark and desolate basement, munching on his enchanted pieces of corn, wishing he knew a way to kill the desolate and enchanted monster that lived in the furnace, wondering why people shave, thinking about Lisa, he went downstairs into the Enchanted yet desolate basement, wondering if the author will ever finish the sentence. When he went into his basement, which was dark and desolate yet had a splash of enchantment, he went down the stairs, and finally reached the first step of the dark and enchanted basement, that sometimes lit up when people were happy. Then he fell. But it was not one of those small falls that sometimes happen when you fall into a bowl of cereal; it was a big fall, big enough to make him land on the bottom of that dark and enchanted basement. While entering the dark and desolate room of desolateness, he looked on the ground, and found the super unicorn sword. Joe would be able to use this sword to be able to kill Harold Zimmerman, the most evil enchanter in all of the Jungle of Treason, or also known as the Jungle of Betrayal. And as Joe picked up the super unicorn sword, he was thinking why cockroaches don’t stay down the toilet, when you flush them."

'“Dear person who reads this note,

I am a hot princess stuck in this massive fortress with green grass as green as the sun on the hills. Please save me. I need your help. Oh my jackahooesingingiocoga! They are coming for me! Ghaaa! They just stabbed me! Oh my jackahooesingingiocoga! Blood is gushing out of my lower right wenis! –Bertha P.S. Just kidding. But hurry. P.S.S Do not saves me if you are ugly. Make sure you have long flowing hair.”

Joe, knowing he was ugly, crumpled the enchanted note into a paper airplane, and sailed it across the lake he just walked under while reading the note. Besides, he thought bertha was a bad name. So he kept on walking. And so Joe took off his pants, thinking to himself, why did I just do this? So Joe just left his pants there and went on.'

Hopefully that will supply you with enough Duckman for now.

TPW